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Went to a strip club for the first time last night

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^ yeah the lapdance I got - she put a hankerchief (sp?) on top of my pants and under her panties. That'd be some mighty muck to get through all that...
 
Originally posted by: Doboji
Originally posted by: rbloedow
Just imagine, during a lapdance, most guys leak out pre-ejeculate and some even ejaculate. Mix that in with a woman rubbing all over your lap, and you've got a nice transfer of substances.

And this woman does this to, say, 20+ guys a night. From one guy to the next, doesn't it make you feel good........:disgust:

Those stupid HBO shows about strippers have really turned me off to the whole experience......
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When a person talks he releases significant quantities of saliva into the air, which settles onto surfaces such as tables or doorknobs. You touch these surfaces, and then touch your mouth and nose... thus you ingest these substances. Many women give blowjobs, and their saliva misses with semen, and probably some urine... thus you are ingesting semen, saliva, urine, and gd knows what else on a constant basis.

The conclusion... stop thinking about it and enjoy the boobies.

-Max
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haha awesome!
 
Originally posted by: cw42
Originally posted by: kevman
what place? how was the lap dance?
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They were tellin me she let u touch, except for boobs, and down below. I was kinda pissed after I found that out and was thinking of gettin another dance, but i already got one and was trying to control myself 🙂
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so you wanna pay for another lap dance to touch her shoulders??? 😱
 
i probably should go one day. get a lapdance and say i've been to a strip club. my roommate OTOH... spend close to ... lets say the cost of my camry (95 LE, bought a year ago, good price too). my god, i would have gone to vegas and had a ball w/ that instead... would have been a lot more fulfilling than no touch stripclubs....
 
Originally posted by: Doboji
Originally posted by: rbloedow
Just imagine, during a lapdance, most guys leak out pre-ejeculate and some even ejaculate. Mix that in with a woman rubbing all over your lap, and you've got a nice transfer of substances.

And this woman does this to, say, 20+ guys a night. From one guy to the next, doesn't it make you feel good........:disgust:

Those stupid HBO shows about strippers have really turned me off to the whole experience......
Click to expand...

When a person talks he releases significant quantities of saliva into the air, which settles onto surfaces such as tables or doorknobs. You touch these surfaces, and then touch your mouth and nose... thus you ingest these substances. Many women give blowjobs, and their saliva misses with semen, and probably some urine... thus you are ingesting semen, saliva, urine, and gd knows what else on a constant basis.

The conclusion... stop thinking about it and enjoy the boobies.

-Max
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TMI TMI TMI
 
Originally posted by: Doboji
Originally posted by: rbloedow
Just imagine, during a lapdance, most guys leak out pre-ejeculate and some even ejaculate. Mix that in with a woman rubbing all over your lap, and you've got a nice transfer of substances.

And this woman does this to, say, 20+ guys a night. From one guy to the next, doesn't it make you feel good........:disgust:

Those stupid HBO shows about strippers have really turned me off to the whole experience......
Click to expand...

When a person talks he releases significant quantities of saliva into the air, which settles onto surfaces such as tables or doorknobs. You touch these surfaces, and then touch your mouth and nose... thus you ingest these substances. Many women give blowjobs, and their saliva misses with semen, and probably some urine... thus you are ingesting semen, saliva, urine, and gd knows what else on a constant basis.

The conclusion... stop thinking about it and enjoy the boobies.

-Max
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Exactly... some people need to learn to let go. All the statistics are scary, but if you let yourself become a victim of it then you'll end up like a obsessive-compulsive, who hides behind closed curtains, bars over their windows and a 3 lock door. Life is a risk and if you want to enjoy it, then you need to go out on a limb, and that is what makes all the difference between watching TV on friday night vs. meeting hot girls 🙂
 
Originally posted by: cw42
Originally posted by: kevman
what place? how was the lap dance?
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Delilah's Den. My lapdance was alright (no touch), but my buddies got some from this one asian girl there. She got FRRRRAEKY! On stage, and in the booths. They were tellin me she let u touch, except for boobs, and down below. I was kinda pissed after I found that out and was thinking of gettin another dance, but i already got one and was trying to control myself 🙂
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you need to drive down to RI, no stupid no touching laws, but lapdances are expensive, like $60.
 
we were in canada once, after spending $60 on lap dances with this one chic, she let me touch her boobs and everywhere except for down 'there' when she was on top 😀
 
Originally posted by: halik
Originally posted by: CPA
Last time I went I spent about $450. Worth every penny.
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wow you're sad sad man...
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If you knew what went on in there I dont think youd be saying that at all:shocked:😀
In fact youd probably pay triple for it😉
 
Originally posted by: Ogg
Originally posted by: halik
Originally posted by: CPA
Last time I went I spent about $450. Worth every penny.
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wow you're sad sad man...
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If you knew what went on in there I dont think youd be saying that at all:shocked:😀
In fact youd probably pay triple for it😉
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i have yet to pay women to take their clothes on... 😛

It kinda defies the point really... usually all we do is get a keg and put some booty music on and sh!t just starts going down by itself...
 
Originally posted by: Ogg
Originally posted by: halik
Originally posted by: CPA
Last time I went I spent about $450. Worth every penny.
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wow you're sad sad man...
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If you knew what went on in there I dont think youd be saying that at all:shocked:😀
In fact youd probably pay triple for it😉
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where'd you go? i think i could point my roommate there, it'd be better than what he did.. heh
 
Originally posted by: lnguyen
Originally posted by: Ogg
Originally posted by: halik
Originally posted by: CPA
Last time I went I spent about $450. Worth every penny.
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wow you're sad sad man...
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If you knew what went on in there I dont think youd be saying that at all:shocked:😀
In fact youd probably pay triple for it😉
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where'd you go? i think i could point my roommate there, it'd be better than what he did.. heh
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did your roommate charge $129,000 at Scores??? 😉😛
 
Originally posted by: rbloedow
Just imagine, during a lapdance, most guys leak out pre-ejeculate and some even ejaculate. Mix that in with a woman rubbing all over your lap, and you've got a nice transfer of substances.

And this woman does this to, say, 20+ guys a night. From one guy to the next, doesn't it make you feel good........:disgust:

Those stupid HBO shows about strippers have really turned me off to the whole experience......
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Your Dumb.
 
Originally posted by: ivol07
Is getting groped by a stripper cheating...?
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i didnt ask to get groped she was standing behind me talking to me and my friend when she said i was cute but was quiet then she stuck her hands down my pants and played with my boys for a couple of seconds. that is cheating but i dont have a gf so me = no cheating.
 
Hired a stripper for my buddy's going-away party last weekend. Only thing I didn't get to touch/taste was her kitty, but she was nice to me cuz I was the host.
 
Originally posted by: bR
last time we went... my friend spent ~$200... and was about to withdraw more... 😕
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Let me guess, he thought one of the girls liked him?
 
first place i ever went was

crazy horse too in las vegas



man..now thats memorable..it was like a greek orgy fest
 
Alls I'm going to say is that you have not lived until you go to a strip club with a lesbian or two.
 
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