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Went to a strip club for the first time last night

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cw42

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It was fun 🙂 Hot girls + boobs + lapdance = weeeeeeeeee!! I ended up spending around $40: tips, cover, drinks, and a dance. The place was kinda far, like a 35-40min drive down to south jerz. Anyways, it was a good time.
 
Just imagine, during a lapdance, most guys leak out pre-ejeculate and some even ejaculate. Mix that in with a woman rubbing all over your lap, and you've got a nice transfer of substances.

And this woman does this to, say, 20+ guys a night. From one guy to the next, doesn't it make you feel good........:disgust:

Those stupid HBO shows about strippers have really turned me off to the whole experience......
 
Originally posted by: rbloedow
Just imagine, during a lapdance, most guys leak out pre-ejeculate and some even ejaculate. Mix that in with a woman rubbing all over your lap, and you've got a nice transfer of substances.

And this woman does this to, say, 20+ guys a night. From one guy to the next, doesn't it make you feel good........:disgust:

Those stupid HBO shows about strippers have really turned me off to the whole experience......
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:disgust:
 
Originally posted by: kevman
what place? how was the lap dance?
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Delilah's Den. My lapdance was alright (no touch), but my buddies got some from this one asian girl there. She got FRRRRAEKY! On stage, and in the booths. They were tellin me she let u touch, except for boobs, and down below. I was kinda pissed after I found that out and was thinking of gettin another dance, but i already got one and was trying to control myself 🙂
 
Originally posted by: rbloedow
Just imagine, during a lapdance, most guys leak out pre-ejeculate and some even ejaculate. Mix that in with a woman rubbing all over your lap, and you've got a nice transfer of substances.

And this woman does this to, say, 20+ guys a night. From one guy to the next, doesn't it make you feel good........:disgust:

Those stupid HBO shows about strippers have really turned me off to the whole experience......
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Damnit, I hate strippers now, thanks!
 
Originally posted by: rbloedow
Just imagine, during a lapdance, most guys leak out pre-ejeculate and some even ejaculate. Mix that in with a woman rubbing all over your lap, and you've got a nice transfer of substances.

And this woman does this to, say, 20+ guys a night. From one guy to the next, doesn't it make you feel good........:disgust:

Those stupid HBO shows about strippers have really turned me off to the whole experience......
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When a person talks he releases significant quantities of saliva into the air, which settles onto surfaces such as tables or doorknobs. You touch these surfaces, and then touch your mouth and nose... thus you ingest these substances. Many women give blowjobs, and their saliva misses with semen, and probably some urine... thus you are ingesting semen, saliva, urine, and gd knows what else on a constant basis.

The conclusion... stop thinking about it and enjoy the boobies.

-Max
 
Originally posted by: rbloedow
Just imagine, during a lapdance, most guys leak out pre-ejeculate and some even ejaculate. Mix that in with a woman rubbing all over your lap, and you've got a nice transfer of substances.

And this woman does this to, say, 20+ guys a night. From one guy to the next, doesn't it make you feel good........:disgust:

Those stupid HBO shows about strippers have really turned me off to the whole experience......
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TMI...😱
 
My first (and only) experience was last month. Full nude and touching above the waist during the lapdance. It was quite expensive though... cause they don't keep the full amount for themselves...
 
Originally posted by: MartyMcFly3
Leave it to ATOT to ruin a strip club story... 😛
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LOL, never thought about getting girl juice on me...

Maybe there's a market for an extra long bib for lapdances...
 
Originally posted by: rbloedow
Just imagine, during a lapdance, most guys leak out pre-ejeculate and some even ejaculate. Mix that in with a woman rubbing all over your lap, and you've got a nice transfer of substances.

And this woman does this to, say, 20+ guys a night. From one guy to the next, doesn't it make you feel good........:disgust:

Those stupid HBO shows about strippers have really turned me off to the whole experience......
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I don't know who these guys are who are "leaking pre-ejaculate" on such quantities that it soaks through thier pants and on to a stripper, it sounds like you are making things up...."Terror Alert Code Orange!"
 
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