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Well, this sucks....

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Cenalian

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My mom was doing my laundry, and she found something that looks like a pipe, you know, not a tobacco pipe...

the thing is, its not mine. I've never smoked drugs in my LIFE, hell, I've only ever touched a cigarette twice... and I hated it.

Now shes a little pissed at something, and I can't prove that it isn't mine. The best I can do is get all my friends to say that I don't smoke at all... heck, everyone I know knows that I hate it... but now I gotta convince her...

any ideas???
 
the drug test idea sounds good, unless it really is your pipe and this post is a ploy...
i can see it now:
you walk out of your room leaving this post open and have you mom go by your computer to get something for you and have her conveniently read it.
heh, thats a good idea😀
 
No, I'm the only one that uses this computer...

and it ain't my pipe, thats for sure. How it got there, I don't know. I was playing Paintball at an indoor arena, which was very sandy (dirty sand to say the least). I took off my pants, turned them inside out, brought them home in my bag, and when my mom went to wash them the pipe fell out of the pants somewhere... so either I picked it up from the sand in the arena, or someone tossed it in my bag, cuz it sure as hell ain't mine...
 


<< Whatever you do don't use that above story because it sure as hell isn't that convincing... >>

hahahah that's what I was thinking

Picked it up from the sand in the arena.

Yeah...and that girl in my bed...she uh...came with the paintball outfit I rented...

Not calling you a liar, but you'll need a better story than that, it reeks of bad cover up.
 
you're going to have to lie and make up a story because your true story isn't convincing enough..that's...so...sad 😉
 
I believe you buddy, that pipe you have is mine. If you want I can tell your mom its not yours and mine. Just tell her its not yours and send it my way.
 
Offer to take a drug test. Seriously, it is the only way to clear yourself- in the end your mom will probably trust you more than before too I would imagine.
 
I third the drug test suggestion. Pee in a cup, put a red ribbon on it. &quot;Here's my gift to you mom, some clean piss.&quot;
 
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