Back in 10th grade Health class, the discussion was about STDs. Towards the end of the class, the teacher asked a friend of mine who was not paying attention if it was possible to get Herpes Simplex 2 from Herpes Simplex 1? Without missing a beat, he answered, "I suppose, if you can bend that far"; the class erupts in laughter, the bell rings, and we were outta there. Never did find out the answer; there were no interwebs, cellular data plans, "www"s, or twitters to be had.

