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Well, that was embarrassing...

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AceGoober

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Cliffs:

1. Last night, I'm invited to go out to dinner with a church going lady and her friends.
2. Brought along music.
3. Grabbed wrong CD before leaving house; happened to be cell phone ringtones.
4. Popped into in-dash CD player.
5. "I look at my enormous penis and everything's going my way" starts playing.
6. All the ladies and the pastor of the church in-shock.
7. Remove CD, exit vehicle.
8. No dinner for me.
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"I sing and I dance when I look in my pants
It's gonna be a bright shiny daaa-ay...

I look at my enormous pee-ee-ee-nis..and the happy times are coming my way."
 
The fail here is that it was a pastor...not a priest. HE would have understood the importance of an enormous penis...😛

Besides, what's wrong with a bit of bragging?
 
Song played on the radio today. Main lyric in the chorus section: Vagina. lmao, and my wife lhao as well.
 
that's some grade A lulz there. But couldn't you just eject and pretend it didn't happen? Seems to work in a lot of other situations.

It happened when I was about 10. My parents had taped this tv show, the finale of something similar to American Idol. There were about 25 people crammed in our living room. Show over, a few seconds of snow/white noise, suddenly cocks. It took a few seconds before someone hit the stop button. And everyone pretended they didn't see a thing. The children included.
 
theprodigalrebel said:
It happened when I was about 10. My parents had taped this tv show, the finale of something similar to American Idol. There were about 25 people crammed in our living room. Show over, a few seconds of snow/white noise, suddenly cocks. It took a few seconds before someone hit the stop button. And everyone pretended they didn't see a thing. The children included.
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LOL


I bet the OP wishes he kept some Lady Gaga in the car. You could even pass it off as a Christian rock band because the album cover has a cross on it.

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Not only that but her lyrics teach young women to practice abstinence.
song in question
Lyrics:
Don't call my name.
Don't call my name, Alejandro.
I'm not your babe.
I'm not your babe, Fernando.

Don't wanna kiss, don't wanna touch.
Just smoke one cigarette and hush.
Don't call my name.
Don't call my name, Roberto.
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:awe:
 
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