Well now, this will be interesting..(what to expect in 2030!!)

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Brutuskend

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The long term implications of the latest drugs and procedures must be fully considered:

Over the past few years, more money has been spent on breast implants and Viagra than on Alzheimer's Disease research.

It is believed that by the year 2030 there will be a large number of people wandering around with huge breasts and erections who can't
remember what to do with them.
 
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XMan

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Thanks, Dr. Dean.

(I mean, you weren't going to plagiarize, were ya?)
 
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Booster

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I expect nothing good, to tell the truth. I'll prolly be an aging guy who has lost a lot of hair and has some wrinkles and expects much more to come. It's 28 years from now. Relatively, it's a little time in astronomical units, but for me it's going to bring me down. I don't even want to think about it.
 
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HappyPuppy

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Brutuskend, I realize your topic was posted in jest and I take it as such. I can find humor in just about anything.

That said, my father finally died from complications of Alzheimers last year and it pisses me off that so much research money is being spent on making womens mamaries larger and mens penises erect.

Anybody who has had to live through the life changing hell of a loved one losing their mental capabilities due to Alzheimers can tell you that it not only destroys the person, but it also changes or destroys families.

Sorry for the short rant. I enjoyed the joke but it brought out some venom I have been keeping inside.
 
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Michael1897

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An old man, 86, decides he wants to spend the rest of his days free and happy so he joins an exclusive nudist colony.
On his first day he decides to get the run of the place so he strips down and takes a stroll.
no more than 10 minutes into his walk he sees this amazingly gorgeous woman in her 20's, all of a sudden he notices he gets an erection for the first time in more than 5 years. Seeing this the lady walks over, and points it out to him
"I see you have an erection there..."
Man "i'm sorry this is the first time it's happend in so long it all got me by surprise"
Lady: "don't worry, around here it means that you are attracted by me and you can have your way with me if you want...."
man: "really?!?!?!" lady: yes
so they go into the bushes and have their fun and a half hour later the old guy is continuing his walk, when all of a sudden he rips a fart. a huge man walking towards him points it out: you farted.
"don't worry around here it means that you want to have sex so the man takes the old man into the bushes and has his way with him."
15 later the old man is back in the presidents office asking for his money b/c he wants to leave.
the pres asks him why are you leaving didn't you love our resort?
Man; "yes but i can't afford to live here"
why
"because I may get an erection every once in awhile but I'll be damned if i can live if I fart 12 times a day
 
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wfbberzerker

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Originally posted by: Michael1897
An old man, 86, decides he wants to spend the rest of his days free and happy so he joins an exclusive nudist colony.
On his first day he decides to get the run of the place so he strips down and takes a stroll.
no more than 10 minutes into his walk he sees this amazingly gorgeous woman in her 20's, all of a sudden he notices he gets an erection for the first time in more than 5 years. Seeing this the lady walks over, and points it out to him
"I see you have an erection there..."
Man "i'm sorry this is the first time it's happend in so long it all got me by surprise"
Lady: "don't worry, around here it means that you are attracted by me and you can have your way with me if you want...."
man: "really?!?!?!" lady: yes
so they go into the bushes and have their fun and a half hour later the old guy is continuing his walk, when all of a sudden he rips a fart. a huge man walking towards him points it out: you farted.
"don't worry around here it means that you want to have sex so the man takes the old man into the bushes and has his way with him."
15 later the old man is back in the presidents office asking for his money b/c he wants to leave.
the pres asks him why are you leaving didn't you love our resort?
Man; "yes but i can't afford to live here"
why
"because I may get an erection every once in awhile but I'll be damned if i can live if I fart 12 times a day
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good god i can barely understand that
 
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TNTrulez

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Originally posted by: wfbberzerker
Originally posted by: Michael1897
An old man, 86, decides he wants to spend the rest of his days free and happy so he joins an exclusive nudist colony.
On his first day he decides to get the run of the place so he strips down and takes a stroll.
no more than 10 minutes into his walk he sees this amazingly gorgeous woman in her 20's, all of a sudden he notices he gets an erection for the first time in more than 5 years. Seeing this the lady walks over, and points it out to him
"I see you have an erection there..."
Man "i'm sorry this is the first time it's happend in so long it all got me by surprise"
Lady: "don't worry, around here it means that you are attracted by me and you can have your way with me if you want...."
man: "really?!?!?!" lady: yes
so they go into the bushes and have their fun and a half hour later the old guy is continuing his walk, when all of a sudden he rips a fart. a huge man walking towards him points it out: you farted.
"don't worry around here it means that you want to have sex so the man takes the old man into the bushes and has his way with him."
15 later the old man is back in the presidents office asking for his money b/c he wants to leave.
the pres asks him why are you leaving didn't you love our resort?
Man; "yes but i can't afford to live here"
why
"because I may get an erection every once in awhile but I'll be damned if i can live if I fart 12 times a day
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good god i can barely understand that
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The man farts a lot but gets an erection once in a while. . .
 
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Brutuskend

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Anybody who has had to live through the life changing hell of a loved one losing their mental capabilities due to Alzheimer's can tell you that it not only destroys the person, but it also changes or destroys families.
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Sorry for your loss guy!

This post was only PARTLY in jest. I think it's sad and disturbing that more money is spent on "these other things" than on medical research than can REALLY help those that need help.

That being said, I still thought the whole premise was somewhat amusing. ;)
 
Gunbuster

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If we have quantum computers and nano assemblers in 2030 I will be a happy camper
 
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Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
Brutuskend, I realize your topic was posted in jest and I take it as such. I can find humor in just about anything.

That said, my father finally died from complications of Alzheimers last year and it pisses me off that so much research money is being spent on making womens mamaries larger and mens penises erect.

Anybody who has had to live through the life changing hell of a loved one losing their mental capabilities due to Alzheimers can tell you that it not only destroys the person, but it also changes or destroys families.

Sorry for the short rant. I enjoyed the joke but it brought out some venom I have been keeping inside.
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That is a shame. My Grandfather had Alzheimers. It was entertaining at first, and even he thought so. But it ended very sadly.

However, I can appreciate the humorous but thought provoking p0st by Brutuskend. It made me smile. :)
 
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