Well, my wife went ahead and got one......

[rh71]

I'd ask - what are the functional benefits... but I guess you won't be able to say here anyway...

 

[Epoman]

Originally posted by: virtualgames0
do they put it on the hood, or on the actual thing.. or the lips?

"actual thing"

That is why you will never even see one in person.

 

[Jzero]

Originally posted by: notfred
I can't be the only one who doesn't find metal objects stuck through my SO's genitals to be an improvement.

I guess it might cause some improvement in sensation, but it seems like more trouble than it's worth to me, too. Appearance-wise, I don't really dig it either. Which is funny, b/c in general I dig piercings.

 

[Electric Amish]

Originally posted by: virtualgames0
do they put it on the hood, or on the actual thing.. or the lips?

Hood or lips.

 

[Buck Armstrong]

Originally posted by: CPA

Originally posted by: ElFenix
what was your wife's business, again?

She manages a children's clothing store and we own a daycare.

Just what every parent wants, a lady with pierced pee-flaps watching their kid. I wouldn't put that in the brochure, if I were you.

Might I ask why that is desirable? Does it do something, or is it just "trendy"? Sure, everybody here seems to think its cool, but from the posts I've read, half of them have never even seen a vagina (.jpgs don't count).

Originally posted by: notfred
I can't be the only one who doesn't find metal objects stuck through my SO's genitals to be an improvement.

You're not. The only thing I want piercing my wife's genitals is my dick.

 

[PricklyPete]

One of my old girl friends had a piercing down there as well. Just wearing tight jeans occasionally set her off when she'd shuffle in the car for instance.

Definitely was interesting experience.

 

[CPA]

Originally posted by: Buck Armstrong

Originally posted by: CPA

Originally posted by: ElFenix
what was your wife's business, again?

She manages a children's clothing store and we own a daycare.

Just what every parent wants, a lady with pierced pee-flaps watching their kid. I wouldn't put that in the brochure, if I were you.

Might I ask why that is desirable? Sure, everybody here seems to think its cool, but from the posts I've read, half of them have never even seen a vagina (.jpgs don't count).

I don't know whether to laugh or sigh. Like anyone but my wife, I, a few friends and internet nobodies are going to even know. And noone has quit from seeing her tongue ring. Most people aren't superficial.

I don't know why she desired it, but she did and I'm not going to stop her.

 

[ElFenix]

Originally posted by: CPA

Originally posted by: ElFenix
what was your wife's business, again?

She manages a children's clothing store and we own a daycare.

*drives around town looking for large breasted women running a clothing store*

 

[poopaskoopa]

Originally posted by: Buck Armstrong

Originally posted by: CPA

Originally posted by: ElFenix
what was your wife's business, again?

She manages a children's clothing store and we own a daycare.

Just what every parent wants, a lady with pierced pee-flaps watching their kid. I wouldn't put that in the brochure, if I were you.

Might I ask why that is desirable? Does it do something, or is it just "trendy"? Sure, everybody here seems to think its cool, but from the posts I've read, half of them have never even seen a vagina (.jpgs don't count).

Originally posted by: notfred
I can't be the only one who doesn't find metal objects stuck through my SO's genitals to be an improvement.

You're not. The only thing I want piercing my wife's genitals is my dick.

Did you really think that she's gonna advertise that? Is this gonna make her a threat to the kids? To the kids' clothes?

 

[SacrosanctFiend]

Originally posted by: notfred
I can't be the only one who doesn't find metal objects stuck through my SO's genitals to be an improvement.

You're not.

 

[dderidex]

Originally posted by: PricklyPete
One of my old girl friends had a piercing down there as well. Just wearing tight jeans occasionally set her off when she'd shuffle in the car for instance.

Definitely was interesting experience.

Question is...did she get off that easily *before* the piercing?

 

[RossMAN]

Originally posted by: meltdown75
1. Hook steel nether-region piercing up to 12V battery
2. ???
3. Profit!

ROTFLMAO!

 

[quakefiend420]

Originally posted by: notfred
I can't be the only one who doesn't find metal objects stuck through my SO's genitals to be an improvement.

nope

 

[Mo0o]

shens. so shens

 

[rahvin]

Originally posted by: CPA

Originally posted by: Crazymofo
Did you both get one each? Which kind? I have other questions once those are answered.

Me? Hell no, no way, I would cry like a little girl if they pierced me there.

She just got a barbell put in vertically. (it can be done either way, usually)

It would probably be easier for those of us that know the names to tell us the name of the piercing. Are you describing a Christina peircing? If so that is supposed to be the most painful.

 

[Buck Armstrong]

Originally posted by: ElFenix

*drives around town looking for large breasted women running a clothing store*

Take a large magnet with you to increase your chances.

Originally posted by: CPA

I don't know whether to laugh or sigh.

Laugh. "Pee-flaps" is funny. I was just kidding.

Originally posted by: poopaskoopa

Did you really think that she's gonna advertise that? Is this gonna make her a threat to the kids? To the kids' clothes?

Well it might be a threat to any kid she gives birth to! And yes, Poopa, I was seriously suggesting she put "My yoo-hoo has a nail through it" in all adverts for the daycare...

 

[CPA]

Originally posted by: Buck Armstrong

Originally posted by: ElFenix

*drives around town looking for large breasted women running a clothing store*

Take a large magnet with you to increase your chances.

Originally posted by: CPA

I don't know whether to laugh or sigh.

Laugh. "Pee-flaps" is funny. I was just kidding.

Originally posted by: poopaskoopa

Did you really think that she's gonna advertise that? Is this gonna make her a threat to the kids? To the kids' clothes?

Well it might be a threat to any kid she gives birth to! And yes, Poopa, I was seriously suggesting she put "My yoo-hoo has a nail through it" in all adverts for the daycare...

Sarcasm noted.

no issue with the kids though. we already have 4 and neither one of us can have more.

 

[CPA]

Originally posted by: Mo0o
shens. so shens

believe me man, it isn't. It was her birthday present to herself. We were going to do it Saturday night, but the peircer she wanted was not working.

 

[Anubis]

sorry but i find that completly disgusting and a huge turnoff

there are only 3 acceptable places for piercings. ears, eyebrow, and belly button

 

[dderidex]

Originally posted by: CPA
Sarcasm noted.

no issue with the kids though. we already have 4 and neither one of us can have more.

Not to be offensive or anything, but, seriously, wondering....

7 or 9 piercings (5 plus the ears - 1 or 2 each? ) and 3 tattoos (counting the new one) with FOUR kids!?

You sure this isn't a "midlife-crisis-mobile" heading for a crash? Especially, again, no offense - married to a CPA?

It *sounds* like a textbook case of said. Unless you have a really exciting party/night-life thing going on she's happy with already. To have an otherwise "adult/normal" life and have so many piercings (and still be getting them) is....odd....

 

[ElFenix]

Originally posted by: dderidex
Unless you have a really exciting party/night-life thing going on she's happy with already.

you haven't read many of CPA's posts, have you?

 

[Kenazo]

CPA, Good to hear your wife is into having fun. Perhaps when I get that CGA to put behind my name my wife will come around...

BTW, when did your wife do all these piercings, etc. In the pic you posted in my "pics of your wife" thread back in april they didn't look pierced She's on some sort of rampage this year!

 

[CPA]

Originally posted by: Kenazo
CPA, Good to hear your wife is into having fun. Perhaps when I get that CGA to put behind my name my wife will come around...

BTW, when did your wife do all these piercings, etc. In the pic you posted in my "pics of your wife" thread back in april they didn't look pierced She's on some sort of rampage this year!

I believe she got them pierced shortly after that pic. Can't recall exactly.

 

[pyonir]

Where is the god damn pic of the new piercing!? :|

 

[dudeman007]

OMGOHNOESNOSEXFORYOU. Eh I think that's dumb. Really, there's point. What's she gonna do, go around and show it off.