Well my birthday was interesting last Friday.....maybe NSFW

[Codewiz]

Originally posted by: bGIveNs33
is that a BYOB place?? I was just there for a weekend but we ended up going to the saloon downtown instead.

Yeah it is BYOB because it is totally nude.

As to the swinging thing. No thanks.......

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: Codewiz
My wife and I along with two other couples decided to head to the strip club for my birthday. We went to "Thee Southern Bell" in Charleston,SC.

It happened that a porno star(Naomi Knight) was dancing there that night. Nothing all that exciting. I went up to the stage as all guys do and got my little show. Came back to the table. My wife and the wife of one of my friends went up to the stage. The porn star grabbed both of them and pulled them up on stage.

What happened next will never be forgotten by our friends. Naomi Knight got both girls to put their arms above their heads. She then proceeded to pull up my wife's shirt and bra. Then she did the same to my friend's wife. My friend just about had a heart attack. It happened to my wife first and he started the "Oh sh*t oh sh*t" panic. Then the rest of the night my wife got whistled at anytime she walked by other patrons.

Wife's lumps

I am not going to mentioned what happened to me later but I won't be allowed to forget that either.

CLIFFS:

Went to strip club with wife and friends
Wife and other female friend ended up on stage with porno star
Porno star flashed my wife's boobs and other female's boobs to the crowd.

I just realized how much my birthdays suck.

Sounds like a blast Codewiz, as long as I wasn't forced into being the flasher, but being an audience member would've rocked. :thumbsup:

 

[Chryso]

Originally posted by: kstu
jesus christ, some of you guys need to lighten the fuck up

cool story and your wifes "lumps" look quite nice

QFT

Congrats on the hot wife.

 

[CPA]

You have a cool wife. Mine would do the same, with very little coaxing.

Some of you need to take the stick out of your a$$.

 

[silverpig]

Not gonna hint at what happened after?

 

[Acanthus]

Originally posted by: CPA
You have a cool wife. Mine would do the same, with very little coaxing.

Some of you need to take the stick out of your a$$.

Dont forget half the people here have never had sex before.

 

[Feldenak]

Originally posted by: nick1985

Originally posted by: krunchykrome
Uh, I'd be a little pissed off at the porno star for doing that. But I'd be more pissed off at my wife for being stupid enough to go up on stage.

:thumbsup:

You guys need to remove the sticks from your asses, they're just boobs. Hell, I've seen the breasts of my best friend's wife...she had a relatively new nipple ring & wanted to show us. Definately hasn't made it "wierd" for any of us.

 

[vi edit]

That's like the unwritten law of strip clubs. If a chick from the audience gets on stage, she gets nekkid.

You don't go up there for any other reason.

 

[Firebot]

I'm much much more interested in what you are not going to mention.

 

[yllus]

Man that sounds fun.

 

[iRONic]

Originally posted by: Codewiz
My wife and I along with two other couples decided to head to the strip club for my birthday. We went to "Thee Southern Bell" in Charleston,SC.

It happened that a porno star(Naomi Knight) was dancing there that night. Nothing all that exciting. I went up to the stage as all guys do and got my little show. Came back to the table. My wife and the wife of one of my friends went up to the stage. The porn star grabbed both of them and pulled them up on stage.

What happened next will never be forgotten by our friends. Naomi Knight got both girls to put their arms above their heads. She then proceeded to pull up my wife's shirt and bra. Then she did the same to my friend's wife. My friend just about had a heart attack. It happened to my wife first and he started the "Oh sh*t oh sh*t" panic. Then the rest of the night my wife got whistled at anytime she walked by other patrons.

Wife's lumps

I am not going to mentioned what happened to me later but I won't be allowed to forget that either.

CLIFFS:

Went to strip club with wife and friends
Wife and other female friend ended up on stage with porno star
Porno star flashed my wife's boobs and other female's boobs to the crowd.

Ahahahaha! Good times.

Happy belated birthday, mang.

 

[Jugernot]

Last year I went to a strip club with my wife with a bunch of other couples for a friends birthday and the stripper on the stage, pulled my wifes shirt up on her back over her head... then pulled a little bit on her thong. Not nearly as good... not a porn star... but that's the closest I've seen.

 

[rh71]

Originally posted by: Feldenak

Originally posted by: nick1985

Originally posted by: krunchykrome
Uh, I'd be a little pissed off at the porno star for doing that. But I'd be more pissed off at my wife for being stupid enough to go up on stage.

:thumbsup:

You guys need to remove the sticks from your asses, they're just boobs. Hell, I've seen the breasts of my best friend's wife...

Yes, because it's pretty common since YOU'VE seen your friend's wife's goods. And that makes me an uptight person because I think it's weird.

 

[hanoverphist]

Originally posted by: Codewiz


Wife's lumps

lol @ the pic name :laugh:


and

<borat voice>
verrry nice!
</borat voice>

how were the friends wifes lumpage?

 

[thepd7]

Originally posted by: Codewiz
My wife and I along with two other couples decided to head to the strip club for my birthday. We went to "Thee Southern Bell" in Charleston,SC.

It happened that a porno star(Naomi Knight) was dancing there that night. Nothing all that exciting. I went up to the stage as all guys do and got my little show. Came back to the table. My wife and the wife of one of my friends went up to the stage. The porn star grabbed both of them and pulled them up on stage.

What happened next will never be forgotten by our friends. Naomi Knight got both girls to put their arms above their heads. She then proceeded to pull up my wife's shirt and bra. Then she did the same to my friend's wife. My friend just about had a heart attack. It happened to my wife first and he started the "Oh sh*t oh sh*t" panic. Then the rest of the night my wife got whistled at anytime she walked by other patrons.

Wife's lumps

I am not going to mentioned what happened to me later but I won't be allowed to forget that either.

CLIFFS:

Went to strip club with wife and friends
Wife and other female friend ended up on stage with porno star
Porno star flashed my wife's boobs and other female's boobs to the crowd.

Sounds like a fun night, and in reference to your wife, you are a lucky man!

 

[dainthomas]

Originally posted by: rh71

Originally posted by: Feldenak

Originally posted by: nick1985

Originally posted by: krunchykrome
Uh, I'd be a little pissed off at the porno star for doing that. But I'd be more pissed off at my wife for being stupid enough to go up on stage.

:thumbsup:

You guys need to remove the sticks from your asses, they're just boobs. Hell, I've seen the breasts of my best friend's wife...

Yes, because it's pretty common since YOU'VE seen your friend's wife's goods. And that makes me an uptight person because I think it's weird.

Bingo!

 

[hanoverphist]

its not really that big of a deal guys. my ex has flashed people at a tittie bar too. hell, she and her friends flashed me (5 girls sitting on the patio) as i walked up coming home from a vegas trip. ive seen my best friends wifes boobage and vice versa, its only as uncomfy as you let it be. we all chose to make it not a big deal (even tho both are D and DD). no swingage in my past or future either.

 

[Dr. Detroit]

This goes on all the time with grown adults who get liquored up and are good friends.

These women are not that uptight as they went to a strip club to begin with. If nudity offends you people so much I pity you.

 

[HardcoreRobot]

woo hoo

sounds like fun

 

[thepd7]

I nominate this thread for ownage of the year. Of who, you ask?

Anyone who wasn't there.

 

[rocadelpunk]

Originally posted by: kstu
jesus christ, some of you guys need to lighten the fuck up

cool story and your wifes "lumps" look quite nice

truth.

nice sweater meat! : P

 

[Kadarin]

Congrats, happy birthday, and your wife is definitely a keeper... :thumbsup:

I agree with the general sentiment that nick1985 and others need to remove the sticks from their asses.

 

[Codewiz]

Updated with a picture for the naysayers

 

[KLin]

Originally posted by: Codewiz
Updated with a picture for the naysayers

:shocked:

 

[d33pt]

shens...that looks photochopped.





hahaha jk... sounds like you had a very memorable bday.