Well I just owned myself

RaynorWolfcastle

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There's a chocolate shortage in the house and the only thing I could find to satisfy the craving was chocolate chips. Apparently one of them got away and I sat on it. Now it looks like I sharted myself on my fabric chair. I tried cleaning it off but it just isn't working.

Splendid
 

Kalvin00

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:D

That happened to some lady when we were at a NASCAR race..she was sitting in front of us, and she sat on a chocolate bar..she had chocolate all over her butt :D Poor gal :confused:
 

RaynorWolfcastle

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Originally posted by: Bootprint
Stuff the cushion in to the freeze for a while and scrape off.
The cushion is one with the chair, I can't remove it. Also, it has this mesh-like texture and the chocolate has seeped into the mesh holes and isn't coming out.
 

angrymaxx

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use an iron on low heat and a lightly dampened paper towel. The iron will melt the choco doo doo stains and the paper towel will absorb the melted chocolate.
 

StageLeft

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I've done that, also while desperate for chocolate and finding only in the baking supplies a fix for my addiction.
 

NoToRiOuS1

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Originally posted by: Sheepathon
aha i started laughing before i even clicked on the thread

i love self-pwnage stories on ATOT...they make me feel better about myself :)
 

b0mbrman

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Ha ha.

Sounds like we've got a chocoholic on our hands, gentelemen :)

Cheers from a fellow chocoholic :beer:

(but for booze)