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Well I just got out of a speeding ticket

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Originally posted by: Nik
That's a horrible excuse. Not only should he have given you a ticket for speeding, he should have ticketed you for driving while encumbered.
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Ehhh well, I will laugh next time you get a ticket only with the thought in mind that I got out of mine
 
Originally posted by: Exsomnis
And when you kill a kid with your speeding are you going to tell the parents "Oh don't worry about it, I spilled hot coffee all over my cock"?
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Don't bother. AT is full of people who do insanely stupid things and try justifying them with flawed logic, refusing to accept responsibility for their actions.
 
Originally posted by: FFactory0x
Originally posted by: Nik
That's a horrible excuse. Not only should he have given you a ticket for speeding, he should have ticketed you for driving while encumbered.
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Ehhh well, I will laugh next time you get a ticket only with the thought in mind that I got out of mine
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I'm a better man for accepting the consequences of my actions. Laugh all you want, scumbag. 🙂
 
Originally posted by: effowe
57 posts in one day. Seriously, whats your other account name?
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It was Miasma, but I felt like a change and didn't feel like it was worth the time of the forum staff since I only had a few posts anyway. It just so happens that I have a lot of time on my hands and a lot of morons to reply to.

Originally posted by: Nik
Originally posted by: Exsomnis
And when you kill a kid with your speeding are you going to tell the parents "Oh don't worry about it, I spilled hot coffee all over my cock"?
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Don't bother. AT is full of people who do insanely stupid things and try justifying them with flawed logic, refusing to accept responsibility for their actions.
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Mhmm, I can see that. Thanks for the warning, and for bringing another sensible point of view into this idiotic thread.
 
Originally posted by: Exsomnis
Originally posted by: DainBramaged
Originally posted by: Exsomnis
And when you kill a kid with your speeding are you going to tell the parents "Oh don't worry about it, I spilled hot coffee all over my cock"?
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Go away n00b.
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Bite me.
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WTF w/ the influx of newbish rejects? Is [H ] down again?

Oh, and go bite yourself - BOHICA
 
Originally posted by: jEnus
Oh, and go bite yourself - BOHICA
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Does FFactory0x have a lot of alts on this forum or do people just enjoy answering questions that weren't addressed to them?

STFU for God's sake.
 
The fight to prove who the bigger man behind the monitor is is proving to be quite entertaining.

* Takes out his popcorn *
 
Originally posted by: Ranger X
The fight to prove who the bigger man behind the monitor is is proving to be quite entertaining.

* Takes out his popcorn *
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The bigger man is quite obviously the one who doesn't pour water on his crotch to get out of a speeding ticket. 😕
 
Originally posted by: Exsomnis
Originally posted by: Ranger X
The fight to prove who the bigger man behind the monitor is is proving to be quite entertaining.

* Takes out his popcorn *
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The bigger man is quite obviously the one who doesn't pour water on his crotch to get out of a speeding ticket. 😕
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The bigger man is the one who'd put his John Thomas in an anthill before Paris Hilton.
 
How much did you swerve? You must have been driving pretty erratically for the cop to find it worth his time to pull you over.
 
Originally posted by: DainBramaged
Originally posted by: Exsomnis
Originally posted by: DainBramaged
Originally posted by: Exsomnis
And when you kill a kid with your speeding are you going to tell the parents "Oh don't worry about it, I spilled hot coffee all over my cock"?
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Go away n00b.
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Bite me.
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I would have my gay friend do it but he seems to be having a problem finding it.
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Sure, this "friend" of yours. Uhh-huu.
<Turns spot light on DainBramaged> WE KNOW IT'S YOU!!!!!!

😉

 
what if the cop see it's water and not coffee that you spilled on your crotch? will your speeding ticket be double for lying to the cop?
 
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