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Well I just got out of a speeding ticket

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Last time I got pulled over for that I told the cop I was drunk. He laughed and we did a shot of tequlia togeather, then we parted ways.
 
Few people understand the psychology of dealing with a highway traffic cop. Your normal speeder will panic and immediately pull over to the side. This is wrong. It arouses contempt in the cop-heart. Make the bastard chase you. He will follow.
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Originally posted by: BatmanNate
Originally posted by: Exsomnis
Originally posted by: Ranger X
The fight to prove who the bigger man behind the monitor is is proving to be quite entertaining.

* Takes out his popcorn *
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The bigger man is quite obviously the one who doesn't pour water on his crotch to get out of a speeding ticket. 😕
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The bigger man is the one who'd put his John Thomas in an anthill before Paris Hilton.
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I would. It tickles.
 
Originally posted by: fbrdphreak
Originally posted by: Exsomnis
And when you kill a kid with your speeding are you going to tell the parents "Oh don't worry about it, I spilled hot coffee all over my cock"?
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Shut up
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Person #5 who responds to questions that nobody asked him. Or is it #6 now? I lose track of the trolls.

Why don't you shut up and just let the guy answer himself? Shtforbrains.
 
Originally posted by: Exsomnis
Originally posted by: fbrdphreak
Originally posted by: Exsomnis
And when you kill a kid with your speeding are you going to tell the parents "Oh don't worry about it, I spilled hot coffee all over my cock"?
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Shut up
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Person #5 who responds to questions that nobody asked him. Or is it #6 now? I lose track of the trolls.

Why don't you shut up and just let the guy answer himself? Shtforbrains.
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This isn't email, it's a forum.
 
Originally posted by: Nik
Originally posted by: Exsomnis
Originally posted by: fbrdphreak
Originally posted by: Exsomnis
And when you kill a kid with your speeding are you going to tell the parents "Oh don't worry about it, I spilled hot coffee all over my cock"?
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Shut up
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Person #5 who responds to questions that nobody asked him. Or is it #6 now? I lose track of the trolls.

Why don't you shut up and just let the guy answer himself? Shtforbrains.
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This isn't email, it's a forum.
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for once I agree with Nik. Nowhere in your post does it say, only for "so and so" to answer. Welcome to the world of the Internet
 
Originally posted by: scorpmatt
Originally posted by: Nik
Originally posted by: Exsomnis
Originally posted by: fbrdphreak
Originally posted by: Exsomnis
And when you kill a kid with your speeding are you going to tell the parents "Oh don't worry about it, I spilled hot coffee all over my cock"?
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Shut up
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Person #5 who responds to questions that nobody asked him. Or is it #6 now? I lose track of the trolls.

Why don't you shut up and just let the guy answer himself? Shtforbrains.
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This isn't email, it's a forum.
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for once I agree with Nik. Nowhere in your post does it say, only for "so and so" to answer. Welcome to the world of the Internet
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Even if it did, big deal. If someone else answers the question, just ignore it and wait for an answer from the person you want to hear from. It's not the end of the world.
 
Originally posted by: Nik
Originally posted by: scorpmatt
Originally posted by: Nik
Originally posted by: Exsomnis
Originally posted by: fbrdphreak
Originally posted by: Exsomnis
And when you kill a kid with your speeding are you going to tell the parents "Oh don't worry about it, I spilled hot coffee all over my cock"?
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Shut up
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Person #5 who responds to questions that nobody asked him. Or is it #6 now? I lose track of the trolls.

Why don't you shut up and just let the guy answer himself? Shtforbrains.
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This isn't email, it's a forum.
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for once I agree with Nik. Nowhere in your post does it say, only for "so and so" to answer. Welcome to the world of the Internet
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Even if it did, big deal. If someone else answers the question, just ignore it and wait for an answer from the person you want to hear from. It's not the end of the world.
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agreed. Exsomnis sounds younger than the average age of the ATOT members. Or maybe it's just his lack of maturity that does it.
 
Originally posted by: Exsomnis
Originally posted by: fbrdphreak
Originally posted by: Exsomnis
And when you kill a kid with your speeding are you going to tell the parents "Oh don't worry about it, I spilled hot coffee all over my cock"?
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Shut up
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Person #5 who responds to questions that nobody asked him. Or is it #6 now? I lose track of the trolls.

Why don't you shut up and just let the guy answer himself? Shtforbrains.
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If you are so sensitive to others replying to your question, why don't you PM?
 
Originally posted by: Son of a N00b
Originally posted by: Nik
Originally posted by: ThePresence
Originally posted by: DaTT
Originally posted by: ThePresence
The n00bness is strong in this thread.
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I too feel the presence.
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I'd rather you didn't. 😉
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LMFAO
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BWAHAHAH I jsut spit stuff all over my screen...ironically it was coffee...:laugh:
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No it wasn't ironic. It was a coincidence.
 
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