Well Giuliani finally did something.

[zzyzxroad]

Giuliani was just rushed to Walter Reed Pool Supplies.

 

[Amused]

So wait, didn't a "COVID-19" diagnosis and quarantine mean a famous person was under house arrest for being part of the cabal?

Did that change? Where are the qultists screaming about Rudy being under house arrest???

 

[MtnMan]

Giuliani was just rushed to Walter Reed Pool Supplies.

Well they will have plenty of disinfecting chemicals.

 

[kitkat22]

Careful, he might melt.

 

[uallas5]

Wait, Nosferatu caught Covid!! I would have thought the undead were immune

 

[balloonshark]

Wait, Nosferatu caught Covid!! I would have thought the undead were immune

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I always assumed he was the bat that started this whole mess in China last year.

 

[K1052]

Perfection

https://twitter.com/x/status/1335771620565282817

 

[sdifox]

Someone get 55GA of bleach, we gotta save the hero of NYC!

 

[Lanyap]

I’m sure Donald will visit him in the ICU.

 

[kitkat22]

In a way, i am glad i dont work at tertiary care hospital. Admitting and caring for celebrities would be a nightmare. HIPPA would make it even worse. I have taken care of several admin types and the insane amount of critical watching was really not fun....

 

[Ajay]

Someone get 55GA of bleach, we gotta save the hero of NYC!

I hope he lives. It is so fucking sad to see what has happened to a man once so gifted with resolve and compassion.

 

[fskimospy]

I hope he lives. It is so fucking sad to see what has happened to a man once so gifted with resolve and compassion.

While I don’t wish death on anyone Giuliani was always a giant piece of shit. He attained the mayorship of NYC in significant part of a police race riot he helped encourage.

 

[trenchfoot]

Special people with special needs, all of them sick because of their arrogance and allegiance to the Super Spreader-in-Chief himself.

Can't come up with a more ridiculous set of circumstances where folks who are (I'm guessing) usually of sound mind and body will risk their lives and of others over some stupid idea about politicising the pandemic that was started by a moronic leader of theirs of whom demanded from them their utmost loyalty and allegiance........no matter the cost. All of this utter nonsense supported by ~70 million people who thinks this is all good and just another thing the Dems are needlessly harassing them about in order to make their leader look bad.

Doesn't make sense? Well that's another thing the Repubs like about Trump because they have to like it, and I mean liking all of Trump's embarrassing and humiliating behavior or suffer the consequences of being excommunicated from their Cult.

 

[Ajay]

While I don’t wish death on anyone Giuliani was always a giant piece of shit. He attained the mayorship of NYC in significant part of a police race riot he helped encourage.

Well, then what the hell do I know. Guess not being a New Yorker has its downsides

 

[Stopsignhank]

Perfection

https://twitter.com/x/status/1335771620565282817

My first thought was "good, now they can't have the state legislature choose the electors for the electoral college" Then I read the story. It includes this little tidbit.

Roberts, Kern and likely others who attended the unofficial hearing Nov. 30 plan to hold a “protect the vote” rally at the Capitol on Dec. 7. “It’s a rally to support the legislature calling for decertification of the election results. Legislators will be there,” Roberts tweeted. Kern posted about the rally after Giuliani’s diagnosis was announced.

Emphasis is mine.

So now they want to decertify the election results. When will it stop?

 

[fskimospy]

My first thought was "good, now they can't have the state legislature choose the electors for the electoral college" Then I read the story. It includes this little tidbit.

Emphasis is mine.

So now they want to decertify the election results. When will it stop?

This isn’t something they have the power to do.

As to when it will stop, who knows when the performative fealty to Trump will end. It is pointless from the perspective of altering the election result though.

 

[trenchfoot]

Yep, keep stringing the Repub base along, keep'um angry, agitated, defiant, clueless. Pump'um full of false narratives, baseless lies, unfounded conspiracy hoaxes about stolen elections as their leadership tries to do some stealing of their very own.

What a sound strategy it is to "win back what was stolen from them" when the results of Biden's win is locked in and good to go.

So what happens to those lies of a stolen election that Trump keeps feeding his base that's starving for the inevitable victory that Trump keeps promising them? Vanish into thin air like so many of those other dire predictions of chaos and mayhem if the Dems won control of the White House......again?

I'd sure like to be there to witness how Trump takes the news that his vaunted wall that Mexico will eventually pay for will be left to rot, a symbol of his racist beliefs and what he hoped would be a long lasting trophy that he could proudly point to as one of his greatest accomplishments, even greater than the Great Wall of China, right?

 

[skyking]

Perfection

https://twitter.com/x/status/1335771620565282817

From your link, you can't make this shit up:
" Sen. Sylvia Allen, R-Snowflake"
I get it, there's a place in Arizona called Snowflake, but the irony is delicious on so many levels.

 

[Puffnstuff]

I’m sure Donald will visit him in the ICU.

Then he received an emergency phone call letting him know that his golf course is ready.....

 

[WelshBloke]

Wait, Nosferatu caught Covid!! I would have thought the undead were immune

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Count Fatula.

 

[MomentsofSanity]

Count Fatula.

After recent events I read this as Count Flatula and feel that was the only acceptable variation.

 

[PingSpike]

This on top of his other conditions, rough time for him.

Rudy Giuliani Tests Positive For Slew Of Obscure Bat Diseases Unrelated To Covid-19

NEW YORK—After undergoing tests to rule out the possibility of coronavirus infection, sources close to Rudy Giuliani confirmed Friday that the attorney tested positive for several dozen obscure bat diseases completely unrelated to Covid-19. “As of now, we have confirmed 27 diseases and counting...

www.theonion.com

 

[trenchfoot]

This on top of his other conditions, rough time for him.

Rudy Giuliani Tests Positive For Slew Of Obscure Bat Diseases Unrelated To Covid-19

NEW YORK—After undergoing tests to rule out the possibility of coronavirus infection, sources close to Rudy Giuliani confirmed Friday that the attorney tested positive for several dozen obscure bat diseases completely unrelated to Covid-19. “As of now, we have confirmed 27 diseases and counting...

www.theonion.com

So then batshit crazy really is a thing then.

 

[sportage]

We knew this would happen to Rudy eventually. After all, for weeks Rudy has been surrounded by nothing but Trumpies. Rudy has no mask, his Trumpies wear no masks, they not only deny Joe Biden’s win, they deny the virus and look at where the foolishness has gotten them, laughingstock of the legal system and a hospital room. No wonder we have nearly 300,000 dead from the virus when America is governed by such fools.

 

[Amused]

Yep, keep stringing the Repub base along, keep'um angry, agitated, defiant, clueless. Pump'um full of false narratives, baseless lies, unfounded conspiracy hoaxes about stolen elections as their leadership tries to do some stealing of their very own.

What a sound strategy it is to "win back what was stolen from them" when the results of Biden's win is locked in and good to go.

So what happens to those lies of a stolen election that Trump keeps feeding his base that's starving for the inevitable victory that Trump keeps promising them? Vanish into thin air like so many of those other dire predictions of chaos and mayhem if the Dems won control of the White House......again?

I'd sure like to be there to witness how Trump takes the news that his vaunted wall that Mexico will eventually pay for will be left to rot, a symbol of his racist beliefs and what he hoped would be a long lasting trophy that he could proudly point to as one of his greatest accomplishments, even greater than the Great Wall of China, right?

What I have learned about conspiracy cults like this is IT NEVER NEEDS TO COME TRUE.
Years of Limbaugh, Beck's whiteboard sermons, Jones firehouse of fear mongering, Bannon flooding the zone with shit, etc...
The followers never care about the old claims and predictions that NEVER materialize. Because they keep getting replaced with new ones in rapid succession.

Ask ANY Trumper Qultist about the ballot watermark sting story now.
They'll wave it away like they never believed it and, most importantly, they will not judge the credibility of their sources by its failure to materialize. They'll blindly believe the all new claims from the same sources that outright lied to them about the watermark sting.