Well geez, that was a heck of a greeting.

[LordRaiden]

You cat lovers are going to love this one. Would have posted it earlier, but tonight has just been nuts. Well, anywho...

Came home tonight about 8pm and walked in my front door. Peanuts (aka Mr. catnip addict) comes running into the front room, stops right at my feet and sits down. I say "Hi Peanuts!" He looked up at me, meowed, looked down at the floor and hacks up a really nasty furball on my right shoe. He then looks up at me and meows like nothing happened. I'm like "Well, it's nice to see you too." His brother (Puffer, the dog brutalizer) comes wandering by, takes one look at my shoe, looks at his brother, then up at me and gives me a look like "Don't look at me. I'm not cleaning that up." and then wanders out of the room.

*sigh* Man, I love both of them, but some days it really makes you wonder.

 

[Schadenfreude]

That's why you get a dog. A big, scary looking dog.

 

[LordRaiden]

Originally posted by: Jehovah
That's why you get a dog. A big, scary looking dog.

Uh, no. I would rather be barfed on by a cat than eaten by a big scary dog.

 

[Schadenfreude]

Originally posted by: LordRaiden

Originally posted by: Jehovah
That's why you get a dog. A big, scary looking dog.

Uh, no. I would rather be barfed on by a cat than eaten by a big scary dog.

I suppose . . ..

 

[Platypus]

Speaking of greetings, it's nice to see 7 LordRaiden threads on the front page.

 

[Kev]

hahahaha cats suck

 

[Kev]

Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation
Speaking of greetings, it's nice to see 7 LordRaiden threads on the front page.

lmao

 

[LordRaiden]

Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation
Speaking of greetings, it's nice to see 7 LordRaiden threads on the front page.

Well, gotta do my neffing before I go to bed.

[foghorn leghorn]That was a joke son. A joke.[/foghorn leghorn]

 

[ElFenix]

my cat is asleep in a box in my room right now

 

[Pacfanweb]

Funny how animals can hurl, then keep on going like nothing happened. If I get to the point of hurling, I'll be in the bed for awhile.

 

[LordRaiden]

Originally posted by: Pacfanweb
Funny how animals can hurl, then keep on going like nothing happened. If I get to the point of hurling, I'll be in the bed for awhile.

:Q

 

[TheCorm]

LOL...how long did you stand there looking stunned?

 

[moonshinemadness]

I came home to the cat having puked...or shat...it was hard to tell on the pedal of my bass drum.....

 

[QTPie]

i dont like cat

 

[TheCorm]

Originally posted by: moonshinemadness
I came home to the cat having puked...or shat...it was hard to tell on the pedal of my bass drum.....

Worst thing is treading on it while barefoot getting a drink in the middle of the night....

 

[DanTMWTMP]

u knw...some guy here posted this awhile back:

what dogs think: wow these humans feed me every day, clean my poop, and put up with all my crap!! These humans must be gods"
what cats think: wow these humans feed me every day, clean my poop, and put up with all my crap.....I must be a god to them"

i forgot who posted that here...but yeah...that gives u a general idea..hehehe

 

[LordRaiden]

Originally posted by: TheCorm
LOL...how long did you stand there looking stunned?

Not terribly long. The whole idea of this...well, no need for graphic description. this....thing sitting on my shoe kinda snapped me out of it rather quickly.

 

[Encryptic]

Originally posted by: TheCorm

Originally posted by: moonshinemadness
I came home to the cat having puked...or shat...it was hard to tell on the pedal of my bass drum.....

Worst thing is treading on it while barefoot getting a drink in the middle of the night....

Tell me about it. I'm not sure what's worse: stepping on cat puke that is still warm or puke that's been sitting for a while.

 

[LordRaiden]

Originally posted by: Encryptic

Originally posted by: TheCorm

Originally posted by: moonshinemadness
I came home to the cat having puked...or shat...it was hard to tell on the pedal of my bass drum.....

Worst thing is treading on it while barefoot getting a drink in the middle of the night....

Tell me about it. I'm not sure what's worse: stepping on cat puke that is still warm or puke that's been sitting for a while.

Eww!! :Q