Freejack2
Diamond Member
(Sung to the Eagles Hotel California)
On an internet browser
Cool urls in my bookmarks
Warm smell of Artic Silver 2
Rising up through the air
Up ahead in the list of links
I saw an interesting url
My head grew heavy, and my sight grew interested
I had to stop and look at this url
There as I looked at the welcome page
I heard the mission bell
And I was thinking to myself
This could be Heaven or this could be Hell
Then I clicked on the Atot forums
And Skoorb showed me the way
There were posts down the list
I thought I heard them say
Welcome to the Anandtech Forums
Such a lovely place
Such a lovely place (background)
Such a lovely font
Plenty of conversation at the Anandtech forums
Any time of year
Any time of year (background)
You can find it here
You can find it here
Their posts are varied
They got the strangest members
They got a lot of silly silly messages
They call posts
How they pile up minute after minute
Sweet post after post
Some post to remember
Some post to forget
So I called up the Anandtech Moderator
Please make me a lifer
He said
We haven't had a lifer here since Skoorb was raised
And still those threads are calling from far away
Wake you up in the middle of the night
Just to hear them post
Welcome to the Anandtech Forums
Such a lovely Place
Such a lovely Place (background)
Such a lovely face
They're livin' it up at the Anandtech forums
What a nice surprise
What a nice surprise (background)
Bring your stories and news
Jerboy coming out of the closet
insdav3 posting about ricers
And the lifers said
We are all just prisoners here
Of our own device
And in the off topic forums
They gathered for the next Jerboy flame
They blast his posts with their flaming replies
But they just can't kill his thread!
Last thing I remember
I was running for the logout button
I had to find the web page back to the place I was before
Relax said the Anandtech Moderator
We are programed to recieve
You can check out any time you like
But you can never leave
On an internet browser
Cool urls in my bookmarks
Warm smell of Artic Silver 2
Rising up through the air
Up ahead in the list of links
I saw an interesting url
My head grew heavy, and my sight grew interested
I had to stop and look at this url
There as I looked at the welcome page
I heard the mission bell
And I was thinking to myself
This could be Heaven or this could be Hell
Then I clicked on the Atot forums
And Skoorb showed me the way
There were posts down the list
I thought I heard them say
Welcome to the Anandtech Forums
Such a lovely place
Such a lovely place (background)
Such a lovely font
Plenty of conversation at the Anandtech forums
Any time of year
Any time of year (background)
You can find it here
You can find it here
Their posts are varied
They got the strangest members
They got a lot of silly silly messages
They call posts
How they pile up minute after minute
Sweet post after post
Some post to remember
Some post to forget
So I called up the Anandtech Moderator
Please make me a lifer
He said
We haven't had a lifer here since Skoorb was raised
And still those threads are calling from far away
Wake you up in the middle of the night
Just to hear them post
Welcome to the Anandtech Forums
Such a lovely Place
Such a lovely Place (background)
Such a lovely face
They're livin' it up at the Anandtech forums
What a nice surprise
What a nice surprise (background)
Bring your stories and news
Jerboy coming out of the closet
insdav3 posting about ricers
And the lifers said
We are all just prisoners here
Of our own device
And in the off topic forums
They gathered for the next Jerboy flame
They blast his posts with their flaming replies
But they just can't kill his thread!
Last thing I remember
I was running for the logout button
I had to find the web page back to the place I was before
Relax said the Anandtech Moderator
We are programed to recieve
You can check out any time you like
But you can never leave
