Weirdest thing you have ever seen while fixing someones computer?

[Schadenfroh]

Well, this is more on the disturbing side. I was called to clean up a computer (normal spyware problems) down in the PE building on my college campus (not sure if that is what its called, but it is where the practice gym, several coach offices, etc. are). Well, the A/C was out in the building and i walked into the coaches office that had placed the work order. There i saw the most disturbing thing i have ever seen....................... The coach (who is around 5' 10" tall and weighs over 350lbs) was laying on the couch without a shirt on watching days of our lives on his tv. It nearly blinded me.


But this is by far the weirdest thing i have ever read about:

Originally posted by: CaptainKahuna
Oh I definitely win this one (sadly):

OK, so I do work for this auto garage, and the owner is a pretty cool guy, but his 13 year old fat son is strange. He looks exactly like the kid from King of the Hill. He's always watching exactly what I do on the computer, and asking all these really odd questions (Do you know how to hack computers? Because I dropped mine down the stairs once...) (wtf).
Anyway, one day I'm working at the garage, and the owner mentions that something's wrong with his home PC. I've got a slow day, so I offer to ride over there and check it out. "Oh, I'll send my son with you to show you where everything is". SH*T So the kid and I get in the car, and drive over to the house.
So we get there, and the computer is full of spyware. But the internet temp files are all full of porn, porn bookmarks, etc. So I think this is because of the spyware, but the kid is standing over my shoulder, and starts going on about how he loves these blowup dolls that are in his bookmarks. So I'm like ok, whatever, I'm deleting these, don't go to them again.

So the kid leaves, and I'm going about cleaning off the PC. I hear a noise behind me, the kid is back, but this time, HE'S WEARING HIS MOM'S LINGERIE. A lacy bra and panties and nothing else! :disgust: He's got toilet paper stuffed in the bra, and he starts dancing around making noises and talking about blowup dolls. At this point I tell him to put some clothes on, and that I'm leaving now. I start to get up and leave as soon as humanly possible, and he's like "wait, I'll leave". So he runs out of the room.

Against my better judgement I stay to finish the computer (it's almost clean). 3 minutes later I hear the door open again...and it's gotten worse. The kid is NAKED! :shocked: And he starts singing/screaming and gyrating around, his fat flapping against himself. At this point I leap out of my chair and sprint from the house, as he chases me naked and singing.

Needless to say, I never went back to that house, and I stopped doing the work for the garage.

/thread

 

[tfinch2]

edit...i can't read

 

[bonkers325]

Originally posted by: Schadenfroh
Well, this is more on the disturbing side. I was called to clean up a computer (normal spyware problems) down in the PE building on my college campus (not sure if that is what its called, but it is where the practice gym, several coach offices, etc. are). Well, the A/C was out in the building and i walked into the coaches office that had placed the work order. There i saw the most disturbing thing i have ever seen....................... The coach (who is around 5' 10" tall and weighs over 350lbs) was laying on the couch without a shirt on watching days of our lives on his tv. It nearly blinded me.

:laugh:

 

[Tiamat]

:laugh:

hypocrisy!

 

[MisfitsFiend]

ha...ha...ha...reminds me when I was in high school - I was sent to the basement where the athletic area was. There I found the gym teacher playing "games" with the art teacher and a bag of skittles. I can still hear the god-awful giggling sounds they were making

Some background:

Gym teacher: 300+ lb female
Art teacher: 250+ lb female
(The two teachers were a couple)

 

[Carbo]

Originally posted by: MisfitsFiend
ha...ha...ha...reminds me when I was in high school - I was sent to the basement where the athletic area was. There I found the gym teacher playing "games" with the art teacher and a bag of skittles. I can still hear the god-awful giggling sounds they were making

Some background:

Gym teacher: 300+ lb female
Art teacher: 250+ lb female
(The two teachers were a couple)

:camera: ?

 

[Cuda1447]

Originally posted by: Carbo

Originally posted by: MisfitsFiend
ha...ha...ha...reminds me when I was in high school - I was sent to the basement where the athletic area was. There I found the gym teacher playing "games" with the art teacher and a bag of skittles. I can still hear the god-awful giggling sounds they were making

Some background:

Gym teacher: 300+ lb female
Art teacher: 250+ lb female
(The two teachers were a couple)

:camera: ?

Petition to ban for that request! Did you not see their weights?!?

 

[SagaLore]

Originally posted by: Carbo

Originally posted by: MisfitsFiend
ha...ha...ha...reminds me when I was in high school - I was sent to the basement where the athletic area was. There I found the gym teacher playing "games" with the art teacher and a bag of skittles. I can still hear the god-awful giggling sounds they were making

Some background:

Gym teacher: 300+ lb female
Art teacher: 250+ lb female
(The two teachers were a couple)

:camera: ?

Description of said game?

 

[dxkj]

A picture of Sharon Stone next to the computer with them in it. Turns out they were her parents.

 

[Sam334]

Funniest thing I saw was a google search history entry entitled "ingesting semen and colitis."

 

[Rock Hydra]

Well...we were at our tech school and we were going to remove a bunch of spyware from the Cullinary Arts computer, and there was some very disturbing porn on there to say the least.

 

[MisfitsFiend]

quote:
Originally posted by: Carbo

quote:
Originally posted by: MisfitsFiend
ha...ha...ha...reminds me when I was in high school - I was sent to the basement where the athletic area was. There I found the gym teacher playing "games" with the art teacher and a bag of skittles. I can still hear the god-awful giggling sounds they were making

Some background:

Gym teacher: 300+ lb female
Art teacher: 250+ lb female
(The two teachers were a couple)

?



Description of said game?

THey had all the candy spilled out on the table, and I don't know exactly wth they were doing, because as soon as I figured out what was going on, I hauled a$$ out of there! So, the candy was on the table, and they were somehow going for certain colors or whatever (I don't know how they decided), seeing who could get to the said piece of candy first. They would pat each other, congratulating the "winner," and squeal like giddy school girls and keep going...ugh...

 

[Sam334]

Originally posted by: MisfitsFiend

quote:
Originally posted by: Carbo

quote:
Originally posted by: MisfitsFiend
ha...ha...ha...reminds me when I was in high school - I was sent to the basement where the athletic area was. There I found the gym teacher playing "games" with the art teacher and a bag of skittles. I can still hear the god-awful giggling sounds they were making

Some background:

Gym teacher: 300+ lb female
Art teacher: 250+ lb female
(The two teachers were a couple)

?



Description of said game?

THey had all the candy spilled out on the table, and I don't know exactly wth they were doing, because as soon as I figured out what was going on, I hauled a$$ out of there! So, the candy was on the table, and they were somehow going for certain colors or whatever (I don't know how they decided), seeing who could get to the said piece of candy first. They would pat each other, congratulating the "winner," and squeal like giddy school girls and keep going...ugh...

That's the stuff nightmares are made out of.

 

[suse920]

Originally posted by: MisfitsFiend

quote:
Originally posted by: Carbo

quote:
Originally posted by: MisfitsFiend
ha...ha...ha...reminds me when I was in high school - I was sent to the basement where the athletic area was. There I found the gym teacher playing "games" with the art teacher and a bag of skittles. I can still hear the god-awful giggling sounds they were making

Some background:

Gym teacher: 300+ lb female
Art teacher: 250+ lb female
(The two teachers were a couple)

?



Description of said game?

THey had all the candy spilled out on the table, and I don't know exactly wth they were doing, because as soon as I figured out what was going on, I hauled a$$ out of there! So, the candy was on the table, and they were somehow going for certain colors or whatever (I don't know how they decided), seeing who could get to the said piece of candy first. They would pat each other, congratulating the "winner," and squeal like giddy school girls and keep going...ugh...

congrats partner, but I will be the first to break 400 pounds!

 

[Carbo]

Originally posted by: Cuda1447

Originally posted by: Carbo

Originally posted by: MisfitsFiend
ha...ha...ha...reminds me when I was in high school - I was sent to the basement where the athletic area was. There I found the gym teacher playing "games" with the art teacher and a bag of skittles. I can still hear the god-awful giggling sounds they were making

Some background:

Gym teacher: 300+ lb female
Art teacher: 250+ lb female
(The two teachers were a couple)

:camera: ?

Petition to ban for that request! Did you not see their weights?!?

Sure. I think 550 pounds of gyrating gym teachers would make for an interesting photo or two.

 

[MisfitsFiend]

congrats partner, but I will be the first to break 400 pounds!

Doesn't really sound like two OLD giddy lesbians, but still made me laugh.

Did I forget to mention they were in their 50's?? Hell, maybe it is something they would say.


Edit:giddy, got giggy

 

[CRXican]

Originally posted by: SagaLore

Originally posted by: Carbo

Originally posted by: MisfitsFiend
ha...ha...ha...reminds me when I was in high school - I was sent to the basement where the athletic area was. There I found the gym teacher playing "games" with the art teacher and a bag of skittles. I can still hear the god-awful giggling sounds they were making

Some background:

Gym teacher: 300+ lb female
Art teacher: 250+ lb female
(The two teachers were a couple)

:camera: ?

Description of said game?

it's called "Hide the Skittle," Pick a fold!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[RollWave]

I once found a petrified mouse in a computer. The people had all the PCI covers gone and I guess it crawled in somehow and died.

 

[alkemyst]

I was under a desk one morning and the chick sat on her chair and rolled into it. I scared the crap out of her and I got an upskirt shot from about 6" away.

Unfortunately she wasn't that hot and married.

 

[PawNtheSandman]

Enter customers house. Decent looking woman takes me upstairs to husbands computer, tells me problems and to fix it.

Husband's computer is surrounded by various nude photos he took of said wife.

Hard to concentrate.

 

[gabemcg]

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[MX2]

I dont know if this would be consider weird or not, but I once found a small drug stash in a little box inside a PC once I removed the side. I guess the guy forgot about it when he brought in the PC. We left it where it was, it was only a little bit of weed.

 

[Kenazo]

Porn of various sorts on a youth pastor's computer I worked on.

 

[konichiwa]

Originally posted by: Sam334
Funniest thing I saw was a google search history entry entitled "ingesting semen and colitis."

winner :thumbsup:

 

[Toasthead]

ACK!