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weirdest thing EVER just happened to me!!!!

M

MrDingleDangle

Lifer
I was leavin my friends place...decided to have a low key night and have a couple beers and watch tv...got to an intersection and it was a red light....just as it turned green a girl ran up to my car opened the passanger side door and got in and closed the door...she was around 20-23 and pretty cute and foriegn, russian to be exact...so then she is obviously drunk and wants me to drive her home...

i ask her where "home" is and she tells me and i tell her i am only going a little ways in thta direction...she said that would be good enough...so we get a couple blocks and then she wouldnt get out of the car...she spoke very broken english and was very drunk...finally i agree to drive her home...we get there (about 15 minutes away in hollywood) and she cant find where she lives. every time i try and take out a map to figure out where this street is she grabs it away and says she knows where it is (being quite a B!tch

finally i stop the car and refuse to move for about 5 minutes and she finally gets out...but now i realize she is in the middle of sunset and she is wasted and has no clue where she lives...so i lether back in and after another 15 minutes of searchign we find her street...

i wish i had my camera on me to get pics for u guys but didnt...she offered me her # but she seemed like a b!tch so i didnt bother...but she was cute.

there are some weird people in this world
 
i know i coulda hit it...but im not in real need of random wakko p$$$y
LOL!! You sir must be a saint.
 
dude, don't you follow the unwritten book of rules of the road? (Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back reference)
 
Heh. reminds me of the time a guy asked me to drive him "home." when I was looking for directions. He ended up taking me to a crackhouse so he could pick up. He asked me for some money and I pulled out of there. Then the cops pulled me over because they saw me over there and searched me for crack. That sucked.
 
You should have dangled your dingle into her thingle and hoped it would mingle. Can't beat a situation where the woman won't remember you, much less call you in the morning. J/K BTW, I don't sleep with women who are too drunk to make the decision. I like having sex, not giving it. Doesn't matter anyway, i'm engaged to be married, someday anyway.
 


<< dude, don't you follow the unwritten book of rules of the road? (Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back reference) >>


hehehehe
 


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<< dude, don't you follow the unwritten book of rules of the road? (Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back reference) >>


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didnt even think of that =)
 
Yeah I've been in that area during late-night. Lots of really strange drunk people out.

Not a big fan of the Sunset area though. I'll keep my Tiki-Ti in Los Feliz, thank you very much.
 
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