Weirdest 3 things to buy at once at Walmart

[meltdown75]

Originally posted by: Kaervak
Shovel
Gas can
Confetti or big ass Mariachi hat

Duct tape
Tooth guard/mouth guard (whatever the hell atheletes wear to protect their teeth)
Cordless drill with a full set of spade bits

ok...

the first three items have me stumped, but the second three items sound like they're going to be involved in some grisly home dentistry! :Q

 

[yhelothar]

Originally posted by: cKGunslinger
KY Lubricant
Oil Funnel
2 dozen goldfish

These hawt japanese lesbians did that, except replace goldfish with eels
Go on muchosucko.com and search for shits and wiggles.

 

[Aquila76]

From an episode of the Simpsons:

Cigars? Nudie Mags? Easy Enemas? Homer, I don't what you're planning, but leave me out!

EDIT: Dammit, LeadMagnet beat me to it (and had the proper wording)!

 

[LeiZaK]

Originally posted by: virtualgames0

Originally posted by: cKGunslinger
KY Lubricant
Oil Funnel
2 dozen goldfish

These hawt japanese lesbians did that, except replace goldfish with eels
Go on muchosucko.com and search for shits and wiggles.

:shocked:

 

[Crescent13]

condoms (yes they do sell those)
lube
tons of axe

buy it all at the same time. Imagine how freaked out the cashier would be.

 

[cKGunslinger]

Originally posted by: virtualgames0

Originally posted by: cKGunslinger
KY Lubricant
Oil Funnel
2 dozen goldfish

These hawt japanese lesbians did that, except replace goldfish with eels
Go on muchosucko.com and search for shits and wiggles.

I'm at a point in my life where I wish I could say I've never seen that, but alas, I cannot.

 

[cKGunslinger]

Sunday newspaper
Axe
Huey Lewis and the News CD

 

[Tazanator]

Originally posted by: Biggerhammer
Shotgun
shells
ski mask

Sorry they won't sell guns and ammo at the same time. (try to get ready the day before hunting season.....)

 

[tfinch2]

Camcorder
Doggy toys
Richard Simmons Exercise DVD

 

[Demon-Xanth]

Shotgun
Shells
Adult diapers.

 

[cKGunslinger]

Originally posted by: Schwan

Originally posted by: rhino56
breast pump
cocoa crispies
bowl

This one is the best

:thumbsup:

 

[GoPackGo]

Teddy Bear
Duct Tape
Hunting Knife

 

[sharkeeper]

Pyrodex 10 pounds
CO2 cartridges 8 five packs
5/64" drill bit (six)
butane lighter refill (large size) a dozen
Polyester resin and hardener
8 boxes ohio matches
10 three pack sterno
6 74 Ah deep cycle batteries
10 12/3 heavy duty extension cord, blue color
Red Devil Lye crystals (drain opener) 10 cans
4 motorola talkabout GMRS radios
50 aluminum arrows with field tips
24 16 oz camping stove size propane bottles
6 gallons coleman camp stove fuel
10 cans Rust Oleum bright orange fluorescent paint
5 gallons methylene chloride based paint stripper
10 rolls brawney paper towels
2 boxes fiddle faddle caramel popcorn
2 Two litre bottles Dr. Thunder cola
50 pounds ice
2 gallons milk
6 cartons of camels 99's

EDIT: oops didn't see the three things rule but I figured I'd post my wife's shopping list.

 

[ChairShot]

baseball bat
lube
mary kate and ashley calendar!

 

[GoPackGo]

Ballerina Barbie
Lighter Fluid
Hand Lotion

 

[daytrader7]

40 grit Sandpaper
Vagisil
Bottle of Jack Daniels

 

[skace]

I laughed harder than I thought I would at this thread.

 

[Aquila76]

Originally posted by: sharkeeper
Pyrodex 10 pounds
CO2 cartridges 8 five packs
5/64" drill bit (six)
butane lighter refill (large size) a dozen
Polyester resin and hardener
8 boxes ohio matches
10 three pack sterno
6 74 Ah deep cycle batteries
10 12/3 heavy duty extension cord, blue color
Red Devil Lye crystals (drain opener) 10 cans
4 motorola talkabout GMRS radios
50 aluminum arrows with field tips
24 16 oz camping stove size propane bottles
6 gallons coleman camp stove fuel
10 cans Rust Oleum bright orange fluorescent paint
5 gallons methylene chloride based paint stripper
10 rolls brawney paper towels
2 boxes fiddle faddle caramel popcorn
2 Two litre bottles Dr. Thunder cola
50 pounds ice
2 gallons milk
6 cartons of camels 99's

EDIT: oops didn't see the three things rule but I figured I'd post my wife's shopping list.

Someone set us up the bomb?

 

[Stuxnet]

Originally posted by: TallBill
Doesn't have to be something that you bought. Just think of something funny. It must be something that Walmart sells.

Chainsaw
Swiffer Mop
Bag of ice

Wal*Mart employees are too braindead to draw any conclusions based on the products you're purchasing.

 

[vrbaba]

Hulk hands
KY Jelly
more KY Jelly

 

[JRich]

Life size Barbie
Drill w/boring bits
Lube

Profit??

 

[Argo]

Kids Movie
Vaseline
Laser Leveller

 

[Rubycon]

Three mice
Eyedropper
Denatured alcohol (methanol from pharmacy)

 

[Kaervak]

Originally posted by: meltdown75

Originally posted by: Kaervak
Shovel
Gas can
Confetti or big ass Mariachi hat

Duct tape
Tooth guard/mouth guard (whatever the hell atheletes wear to protect their teeth)
Cordless drill with a full set of spade bits

ok...

the first three items have me stumped, but the second three items sound like they're going to be involved in some grisly home dentistry! :Q

Shovel = dig hole, deposit body.
Gas Can = fill with gas to burn body.
Confetti/Hat = Celebrate while burning body.

 

[frankierx]

underwear, under shirts, dvds, games