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Say your gf does a lot of teasing and you get like 30 woodys over the course of the night. By the end of the night, your nuts are sore (they are fine in the morning).

Why is this? and is it unsafe to not 'get rid' of the built up "fluid"?
 
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ah, blue balls.

Shouldn't she be alleviating you? But i dont' know if it's unsafe or not, i always releave myself if i'm in that much pain... i would imagine it's ok, you'll probably piss it out eventually.

EDIT: vocabulary edit
 
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I will tell you one thing -- no matter how much teasing went on, using that argument as a plea for sex will look most dorky :p
 
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<< Shouldn't she be alleviating you? >>



Yes she should... she wants to give it a little time though. This is only the 4th time I've been out with her in a week and a half.
 
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<< Shouldn't she be alleviating you? >>



Yes she should... she wants to give it a little time though. This is only the 4th time I've been out with her in a week and a half. >>



I am curious to know the rationale for "yes she should" :Q
 
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<< I am curious to know the rationale for "yes she should" >>



Well we're working our way up to it, but I assume thats how it works. She gets me off, I get her off.
 
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I will tell you one thing -- no matter how much teasing went on, using that argument as a plea for sex will look most dorky

LOLOL that's the problem, you women have NO idea how painful our equipment can get.

 
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and btw... i don't care about that. maybe i'm wrong or maybe i'm right.

i just want to know everything is gonna keep working fine even if i get "blue balls"
 
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<< just dry hump her and be done with it. >>

Yeah.
~robyn >>


This brings to mind a dog attaching itself to a leg :Q Perhaps a better plan is to massage her -- the insides of the forearms are a good place to start. Give her the female equivalent of blue balls :)

edit: blue balls will NOT harm you, at least not physically...
 
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<< LOLOL that's the problem, you women have NO idea how painful our equipment can get. >>



I can barely walk :eek:
 
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<< I will tell you one thing -- no matter how much teasing went on, using that argument as a plea for sex will look most dorky

LOLOL that's the problem, you women have NO idea how painful our equipment can get. >>



we have a similar problem! it's just more difficult to get us started :Q But if you really try and tell someone that she "caused" your "condition" and is obligated to do something... that has to be the weakest line of all time. At least be creative ;) And maybe she is not ready -- don't rush a good thing.


btw, "Jocelyn Elders" has some advice for you ;)
 
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Dude, play with your little buddy... i've never just let it go, so i have no idea how much more pain you can get, but i would just get it done and over... what, you actually need excuses?

 
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we have a similar problem!

LOL i don't believe you. What exactly would the female equivalent be? :p
 
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<< And maybe she is not ready -- don't rush a good thing. >>



I'm not rushing anything. I told her its completely up to her when we do anything. All I know is she said its comming and we even talked about all the things we were gonna do...

I'd try to crack a smile, but I'm cringing right now...
 
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<< Dude, play with your little buddy... >>



Dude... my little buddy is fine. Its his 2 friends that are being jerks. They hurt me when they move.
 
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<< read the END of this... and the first part, too >>



Whoa, it's actually called blue balls :)

Anyway, all I gotta do is choke the chicken and the pain goes away? Geez... I mean, now I have a valid excuse :D
 
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Cold compresses or ibuprofin can also help, because it is a natural swelling that affects both males and females whenever they are aroused. The most obvious route is to achive ...ahem... as that will naturally restore you to your normal state
 
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<< Cold compresses or ibuprofin can also help, because it is a natural swelling that affects both males and females whenever they are aroused. The most obvious route is to achive ...ahem... as that will naturally restore you to your normal state >>



Well I don't know if I have the first 2 things and I dont actually feel like fapping so I'm just gonna try to sleep it off.
 
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shouldnt you be with her rather than posting on AT??

Blue balls or not.. I think you have got enough time off as an excuse.. get back into bed sonny.
 
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