oooh.... that's it, now i have an idea i want to market.
a cast for your penis, just in case it explodes
Pardon me if I'm being crude; I've heard of explosive orgasms, but this is rediculous!!!:Q -kd5-
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Youch! Might be better than your penis imploding, though, I dunno. I remember the one about the wiener who used a vacuum cleaner on his wiener. Apparently the vacuum cleaner nozzle had a rotating fan near the end to help increase the suction....well, you can guess the results....
Something tells me this article is bogus... browse around the entire site and it's got a lot of dumb made up stories
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<< guys don't generally laugh first when something bad happens to penises >>
Yeah, like when watching two guys fight, and one of them gets kicked. If it's a good kick, it'll drop every guy within fifty feet.
Damn guys, calm down! Stop making fun of him! What if it was yours! Now that would suck big time!
Was the entire penis dislodged from the body, or did just part of it burst? I mean if it was completely blown clear that's really gotta suck, but if it just blew up, then they could give it some rigid support and it would probably mend itself into a solid new penis eventually.
No, seriously, that's not cool. They should use this to discourage kids from having sex, not STDs.
No, seriously, that's not cool. They should use this to discourage kids from having sex, not STDs.
Hehehehe!! Eddit Murphy Delirious is sooo funny! OMG!
THE ICE CREAM MAN IS COMING!! THE ICE CREAM MAAAAAAN IS COOOOOOMMING!!!!!!!!
<boomerang noises> AHHHH!! <boomerang noises>
Hahahhaha.. Man, I gotta watch that again..
THE ICE CREAM MAN IS COMING!! THE ICE CREAM MAAAAAAN IS COOOOOOMMING!!!!!!!!
<boomerang noises> AHHHH!! <boomerang noises>
Hahahhaha.. Man, I gotta watch that again..
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