Weird Facebook Message UPDATE!

[tweakmm]

:laugh:

No wonder some of you guys have 40+ PPD.

Can't even hook up with girls on the internet.
:laugh:

 

[Xstatic1]

if u really, truly, wholeheartedly believe she's gonna pull a prank on your house, give her someone else's address...but don't make it so obvious that u gave her the wrong address when she asks about it later. so like if your address has an 8, tell her 3 for that. if there's a 1, tell her 7...u get the drill.

 

[ranmaniac]

Ask her what time she's coming over to suck your cock.

 

[swtethan]

give her your neighbor's address



but what if she shows up in a mrs claus outfit? :Q

 

[SmoochyTX]

Originally posted by: ranmaniac
Ask her what time she's coming over to suck your cock.

Are you stupid or something?

 

[Ika]

Originally posted by: tweakmm
:laugh:

No wonder some of you guys have 40+ PPD.

Can't even hook up with girls on the internet.
:laugh:

OP has 0.57 PPD and is probably crazy, so you apply his situation to the rest of us?

I'm offended. Pained, actually. This will leave a scar. In my soul.

 

[BrianH1]

RULE # 1 VIOLATION

 

[ranmaniac]

Originally posted by: SmoochyTX

Originally posted by: ranmaniac
Ask her what time she's coming over to suck your cock.

Are you stupid or something?

No, I'm not originally from Texas.

 

[SmoochyTX]

Originally posted by: ranmaniac

Originally posted by: SmoochyTX

Originally posted by: ranmaniac
Ask her what time she's coming over to suck your cock.

Are you stupid or something?

No, I'm not originally from Texas.

Great comeback. :roll:

ETA - And yet you choose to live here. :laugh:

 

[Ika]

Originally posted by: BrianH1
RULE # 1 VIOLATION

He talked about Fight Club?

 

[swtethan]

Originally posted by: Aflac

Originally posted by: BrianH1
RULE # 1 VIOLATION

He talked about Fight Club?

SHHhhHHHH!!!!

 

[tweakmm]

Originally posted by: Aflac

Originally posted by: tweakmm
:laugh:

No wonder some of you guys have 40+ PPD.

Can't even hook up with girls on the internet.
:laugh:

OP has 0.57 PPD and is probably crazy, so you apply his situation to the rest of us?

I'm offended. Pained, actually. This will leave a scar. In my soul.

 

[JasonE4]

Originally posted by: txrandom
From her message, it seems like she is asking when I'm going to be away from my (non-college) home.

Maybe she writes as well as you.

 

[ranmaniac]

Originally posted by: SmoochyTX

Originally posted by: ranmaniac

Originally posted by: SmoochyTX

Originally posted by: ranmaniac
Ask her what time she's coming over to suck your cock.

Are you stupid or something?

No, I'm not originally from Texas.

Great comeback. :roll:

ETA - And yet you choose to live here. :laugh:

You had to edit your message to think about it. Typical slow minded Texan.

 

[SmoochyTX]

Originally posted by: ranmaniac

Originally posted by: SmoochyTX

Originally posted by: ranmaniac

Originally posted by: SmoochyTX

Originally posted by: ranmaniac
Ask her what time she's coming over to suck your cock.

Are you stupid or something?

No, I'm not originally from Texas.

Great comeback. :roll:

ETA - And yet you choose to live here. :laugh:

You had to edit your message to think about it. Typical slow minded Texan.

Well, with your crude talk it sounds like you fit right in with the rednecks over in your there side of the city. Yee haw!

 

[pray4mojo]

lol @ the threadjack

 

[desteffy]

She probably wants to send you an X-mas card.

 

[Kadarin]

What, are you like 12? Give her a call and fvcking talk to her about it....?

 

[Evadman]

Originally posted by: pray4mojo
lol @ the threadjack

This one is rather poor. I haven't seen a good one in a while.

Not too bad.

 

[SmoochyTX]

OP, just respond back that you won't be at home for the holidays. Don't give her your address. Just say that and see what happens.

 

[FoBoT]

stalk her?

 

[Savarak]

be sure to arm yourself in case her posse of thieves comes visiting... dont forget to pull the bodies back INSIDE the house

 

[BrianH1]

RULE #1 - if a chick is mentioned in a thread you post pics

 

[EGGO]

Facebook right? That means there must be pics.

 

[George P Burdell]

/cue mob shouting: PICS PICS PICS