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Weird behavior of Afghan detainees

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<< When I ask the Marines if they've seen anything weird, they laugh sheepishly, looking at each other. Finally, Sgt. Josh Westbrook, who sports a forearm tattoo of flaming baby heads, steps up. "They know they're being watched," he explains, "so they'll stare at you, and while they stare at you, they'll, uh, masturbate."

According to these Marines, they don't just pleasure themselves to freak out the snipers, but also to embarrass the female Army guards in the camp's interior. The weirdness doesn't end there. They've also eaten their toiletries and urinated on equipment. "The other day," says Westbrook, "one of the guys tried to do a naked cartwheel." In the most bizarre twist, Lance Corporal Devin Klebaur says a few have also been known to "put toothpaste in their a**." "What's the purpose?" I ask. "I'm not sure," he says, puzzled.
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<< When I ask the Marines if they've seen anything weird, they laugh sheepishly, looking at each other. Finally, Sgt. Josh Westbrook, who sports a forearm tattoo of flaming baby heads, steps up. "They know they're being watched," he explains, "so they'll stare at you, and while they stare at you, they'll, uh, masturbate."

According to these Marines, they don't just pleasure themselves to freak out the snipers, but also to embarrass the female Army guards in the camp's interior. The weirdness doesn't end there. They've also eaten their toiletries and urinated on equipment. "The other day," says Westbrook, "one of the guys tried to do a naked cartwheel." In the most bizarre twist, Lance Corporal Devin Klebaur says a few have also been known to "put toothpaste in their a**." "What's the purpose?" I ask. "I'm not sure," he says, puzzled.
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Wieeeerd.
 
Y'know, there seems to be a wealth of wisecracks I could make here, but I'm too puzzled to think of any at the moment.
 


<< a few have also been known to "put toothpaste in their a**." "What's the purpose?" >>


Lubrication during recreaction hour? or maybe its the first time they've seen it.
 


<< Fearing an abbreviated schedule, I commence valuable newsgathering. Knowing that in some Taliban-held provinces, pederasty rivaled headless-goat polo (buzkashi) as the favorite pastime, I ask a Naval officer if there are any reports of Guantanamo prisoners turning to man-love. "Oh God no," he says. "Though there are some Air Force personnel over there, so who knows what's going on?" >>



the bolded comment <--- Muhahahahaha

 
In the most bizarre twist, Lance Corporal Devin Klebaur says a few have also been known to "put toothpaste in their a**." "What's the purpose?" I ask. "I'm not sure," he says, puzzled.

I bet their farts smell minty fresh.
 
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