LOL.
Be like every other middle school student, and go raid CVS. extra strength cough only, for the uninformed (if they even sell that anymore). Guaifenesin, acetimonophen, menthol = bad.
This isn't uncommon on ebay. People come up with these outlandish stories to get interest in their product. It's a grave testament to human stupidity that it not only works, it works extremely well.
BeauJangles
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Questions from other members : Large Stuffed Bear - Haunted / Demonic Presence Item number: 6056014456
Question & Answer Answered On
Q: This really creepy. I was printing this auction for a friend to read and my whole computer locked and shut down.
May-05-06
A: I've been getting a lot of responses describing similar occurences, such as PC crashes, power outages, etc.
Q: Does the bear come gift wrapped?
May-05-06
A: I can do that.
Q: Hi! are you for real? i believe in the paranormal having seeing things in my house, but a murderous stuffed toy? if you do have video proof send me it or put it back in the listing! what is the bear doing in the video?
May-05-06
A: It involves the basement and rafters. I will post it at the end of the auction.
Q: Hi do you think Baron would respond to a little TLC ? He looks very sweet, I no appearances can be deceptive-but perhaps all he needs is love?? Are you prepared to risk shipping to UK-?? If so what is the cost? Thankyou I hope Baron finds some peace. Love Cathy
May-05-06
A: I feel very happy about being on the brink of getting this damn thing out of my life, so I have let some 'gallows humor' slip into my answers. MAKE NO MISTAKE, this is not a sweet bear. This is not a bear that needs love. I don't know what shipping to the UK would cost. Show your postman this auction.
Q: Dear Sir, At the moment this is just a story and nothing else, a pretty far fetched story too. What proof do you have that any of this actually happened, surely there must be some Police/Fire/Ambulance reports, video recordings (you said you had one but took it back off again), pictures or audio tapes. If you are able to prove any of this story you are telling, then I will undoubtedly be able to secure you substantially more than anyone else is offering, I have a client who would be willing to pay $10,000 if not more for this with some sort of proof. I look forward to your reply. Many thanks and kind regards, Alan
May-05-06
A: You do not wish to experience what proof would be for you.
Q: As a fellow Athenian, I just wanted to give kudos for this listing. I especially liked your statement regarding Maynard Krebbs
May-05-06
A: Thank you, maybe I'll make the DPA. Maynard Krebbs was a common typo for Leonard Crabs. (the keys are so close together)
Q: Do you have any other documentaion, other than just the story you have posted, about the bears paranormal activity? Like a video, more pictures, or even tape recordings of the unexplained noises that this 'demon' creates?
May-05-06
A: I originally had a video posted but removed it for personal reasons.
Q: Ya just gotta love Ebay.. LOL
May-05-06
A: I do like eBay very much. I sold some things and bought some and have done so now and then since 2003!
Q: have you thought to contacted TAPS about this beer?
May-05-06
A: Haven't really contacted anyone about this, all I did was list the auction. I'm a little overwhelmed at all the response so far.
Q: I am very interested in your bear just because I am now very intrigued by it and I was wondering if you would have a price that you would sell it to me for?
May-04-06
A: I'm going to let the auction run. I understand that you are intrigued but please limit your bids to one dollar increments. It would be horrible if you were a throwaway account just messing with the auction, because I'm pretty sure that Baron would take offense to this.
Q: I'm thinking of bidding, but aren't you the slightest worried that Baron will make his way back home to you, and I'll lose my item?
May-04-06
A: Properly bound, Baron can not interact with the physical plane through the stuffed bear. I am not responsible for tampering with this protection, or for Baron going missing, Baron going to a schoolyard and eating children, lost or eaten housepets, damage to house, mental anguish, etc. Maynard Krebbs is helping me write a legal statement to eliminate any liability on my part.
Q: how can u prove this and why cant u destory it or whatever instead of passing it on like the ring or something....i hate chucky
May-04-06
A: I'm pretty sure Baron, properly controlled, would completely annihilate chucky. If you have a chucky problem, this might be your key to a chucky-free life.
Q: How will you ship it? (Encased in lead? ) Can you provide a shipping estimate for Sudbury, Ontario P3C1C8? Thanks in advance.
May-04-06
A: I'm considering shipping it in a tasteful wooden chest or box. Or, if you want to save on shipping, I could just stuff him into a cardboard container with styrofoam peanuts. I make no predictions on how shipping Baron will affect his temperament or powers. I'll get back to you on the shipping estimate but I've never charged people more than it cost me to send.
Q: I'm too scared to buy it myself!!! if i bought it as a present for someone else,just to be awfully annoying to them,is there a chance the bear,once it's '' finished '' with the victim,would come seeking me? if not,i may put a bid on for it. please don't lie about the situation,i don't want to finish wringing my hands with glee at the sight of the victims newly found horrible situation in the local newspaper,and then find you've double crossed me,and the bear starts coming for me with a vengance down the street!!
May-04-06
A: Most likely the bear will wander into the world and find another unsuspecting soul to torment, if it is released and succeeds in defeating a new owner. I'd be more worried about it coming back after me than after you..
Q: I don't mean to sound entirely rude about this inquiry; but honestly - do you really expect someone to pay for a knife-wielding bear. At the very least you should give me this hellion for free; paying for S&H. Personally I don't want this thing judging by your story however, as you asked for some assistance I would gladly assist you in your endeavor to rid your life of such a bane. I am curious about the ordeal with the eyes and the full past of this entity please contact me at Acidicscourge@aol.com. If it sounds well enough I just may purchase the malevolent entity. Thank you for your time.
May-04-06
A: I will give the full story of how the bear was subdued to the winning bidder. My aquaintances who know about this sort of thing told me it was important that someone buy it from me. Trying to give it away would not work and I have not described the two times where I took the bear to a dumpster and then a supermarket parking lot and both times found it back in my house.
Ask seller a question
Question & Answer Answered On
Q: This really creepy. I was printing this auction for a friend to read and my whole computer locked and shut down.
May-05-06
A: I've been getting a lot of responses describing similar occurences, such as PC crashes, power outages, etc.
Q: Does the bear come gift wrapped?
May-05-06
A: I can do that.
Q: Hi! are you for real? i believe in the paranormal having seeing things in my house, but a murderous stuffed toy? if you do have video proof send me it or put it back in the listing! what is the bear doing in the video?
May-05-06
A: It involves the basement and rafters. I will post it at the end of the auction.
Q: Hi do you think Baron would respond to a little TLC ? He looks very sweet, I no appearances can be deceptive-but perhaps all he needs is love?? Are you prepared to risk shipping to UK-?? If so what is the cost? Thankyou I hope Baron finds some peace. Love Cathy
May-05-06
A: I feel very happy about being on the brink of getting this damn thing out of my life, so I have let some 'gallows humor' slip into my answers. MAKE NO MISTAKE, this is not a sweet bear. This is not a bear that needs love. I don't know what shipping to the UK would cost. Show your postman this auction.
Q: Dear Sir, At the moment this is just a story and nothing else, a pretty far fetched story too. What proof do you have that any of this actually happened, surely there must be some Police/Fire/Ambulance reports, video recordings (you said you had one but took it back off again), pictures or audio tapes. If you are able to prove any of this story you are telling, then I will undoubtedly be able to secure you substantially more than anyone else is offering, I have a client who would be willing to pay $10,000 if not more for this with some sort of proof. I look forward to your reply. Many thanks and kind regards, Alan
May-05-06
A: You do not wish to experience what proof would be for you.
Q: As a fellow Athenian, I just wanted to give kudos for this listing. I especially liked your statement regarding Maynard Krebbs
May-05-06
A: Thank you, maybe I'll make the DPA. Maynard Krebbs was a common typo for Leonard Crabs. (the keys are so close together)
Q: Do you have any other documentaion, other than just the story you have posted, about the bears paranormal activity? Like a video, more pictures, or even tape recordings of the unexplained noises that this 'demon' creates?
May-05-06
A: I originally had a video posted but removed it for personal reasons.
Q: Ya just gotta love Ebay.. LOL
May-05-06
A: I do like eBay very much. I sold some things and bought some and have done so now and then since 2003!
Q: have you thought to contacted TAPS about this beer?
May-05-06
A: Haven't really contacted anyone about this, all I did was list the auction. I'm a little overwhelmed at all the response so far.
Q: I am very interested in your bear just because I am now very intrigued by it and I was wondering if you would have a price that you would sell it to me for?
May-04-06
A: I'm going to let the auction run. I understand that you are intrigued but please limit your bids to one dollar increments. It would be horrible if you were a throwaway account just messing with the auction, because I'm pretty sure that Baron would take offense to this.
Q: I'm thinking of bidding, but aren't you the slightest worried that Baron will make his way back home to you, and I'll lose my item?
May-04-06
A: Properly bound, Baron can not interact with the physical plane through the stuffed bear. I am not responsible for tampering with this protection, or for Baron going missing, Baron going to a schoolyard and eating children, lost or eaten housepets, damage to house, mental anguish, etc. Maynard Krebbs is helping me write a legal statement to eliminate any liability on my part.
Q: how can u prove this and why cant u destory it or whatever instead of passing it on like the ring or something....i hate chucky
May-04-06
A: I'm pretty sure Baron, properly controlled, would completely annihilate chucky. If you have a chucky problem, this might be your key to a chucky-free life.
Q: How will you ship it? (Encased in lead?
) Can you provide a shipping estimate for Sudbury, Ontario P3C1C8? Thanks in advance.May-04-06
A: I'm considering shipping it in a tasteful wooden chest or box. Or, if you want to save on shipping, I could just stuff him into a cardboard container with styrofoam peanuts. I make no predictions on how shipping Baron will affect his temperament or powers. I'll get back to you on the shipping estimate but I've never charged people more than it cost me to send.
Q: I'm too scared to buy it myself!!! if i bought it as a present for someone else,just to be awfully annoying to them,is there a chance the bear,once it's '' finished '' with the victim,would come seeking me? if not,i may put a bid on for it. please don't lie about the situation,i don't want to finish wringing my hands with glee at the sight of the victims newly found horrible situation in the local newspaper,and then find you've double crossed me,and the bear starts coming for me with a vengance down the street!!
May-04-06
A: Most likely the bear will wander into the world and find another unsuspecting soul to torment, if it is released and succeeds in defeating a new owner. I'd be more worried about it coming back after me than after you..
Q: I don't mean to sound entirely rude about this inquiry; but honestly - do you really expect someone to pay for a knife-wielding bear. At the very least you should give me this hellion for free; paying for S&H. Personally I don't want this thing judging by your story however, as you asked for some assistance I would gladly assist you in your endeavor to rid your life of such a bane. I am curious about the ordeal with the eyes and the full past of this entity please contact me at Acidicscourge@aol.com. If it sounds well enough I just may purchase the malevolent entity. Thank you for your time.
May-04-06
A: I will give the full story of how the bear was subdued to the winning bidder. My aquaintances who know about this sort of thing told me it was important that someone buy it from me. Trying to give it away would not work and I have not described the two times where I took the bear to a dumpster and then a supermarket parking lot and both times found it back in my house.
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This MIGHT be 1% entertaining if you weren't trying to pimp your own retarded auction here.
Go to hell.
Go to hell.
Q: Could you clarify if this is a demonic possession by a creature of the netherworld or a ghostly haunting by a restless undead? I am willing to bid on one, but not the other.
A: I'll get back to you on this one.
LMAO :laugh:
A: I'll get back to you on this one.
LMAO :laugh:
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