Weee!! No wife NO child for the night! [poll]

[waggy]

Originally posted by: Xenon14
I wonder what will happen if your daughter goes on this thread... and votes.

well i would be amazed. since she is only 2 years old =)

 

[prvteye2003]

why do you feel the need to go out just because your wife is at work and have no kid at home?

 

[waggy]

boo! i called 4 people to see if they can go out. 2 are on call, one has a date and the other wouldnt pick up.

SOO it looks like im stuck here for the night. Just me, Atot and a case of miller lite.

 

[T2T III]

You should add another choice to the poll:

#5: Get drunk and go play in traffic.

 

[Childs]

Originally posted by: waggy
boo! i called 4 people to see if they can go out. 2 are on call, one has a date and the other wouldnt pick up.

SOO it looks like im stuck here for the night. Just me, Atot and a case of miller lite.

Why not go out and see a movie? Eat some good fried food too.

 

[conjur]

Kegger and Texas Hold 'Em at waggy's place!!

Woo hoo!!

 

[tfinch2]

looks at de pr0n

 

[rubisco]

Strip club man. Drinking alone is kinda... sad.

 

[waggy]

Originally posted by: rubisco
Strip club man. Drinking alone is kinda... sad.

yeah if i did it all the time i would agree. I don't drink very often. So why not?

anyway i have never been to a strip club. so i doubt i would go even if there was one in town.

 

[Praetor]

Originally posted by: waggy
hmm strip club then masturbation and beer? may have a winner.

oh crapt there aint a stip club near here.

You have a mirror, don't you? :shocked: 😛

 

[rubisco]

Originally posted by: waggy

Originally posted by: rubisco
Strip club man. Drinking alone is kinda... sad.

yeah if i did it all the time i would agree. I don't drink very often. So why not?

anyway i have never been to a strip club. so i doubt i would go even if there was one in town.

Beer and sports... or beer and porn it is!!! 😀

 

[waggy]

Originally posted by: Praetor

Originally posted by: waggy
hmm strip club then masturbation and beer? may have a winner.

oh crapt there aint a stip club near here.

You have a mirror, don't you? :shocked: 😛

ack!@ man i would need more beer for that to look good! heh

 

[MeanMeosh]

go out and get a new wife and make a new kid =P

 

[BDawg]

Originally posted by: waggy
boo! i called 4 people to see if they can go out. 2 are on call, one has a date and the other wouldnt pick up.

SOO it looks like im stuck here for the night. Just me, Atot and a case of miller lite.

Every weekend that my wife is out of town, I figure I can have fun with my friends without dragging her along. But every time she's gone, all of my friends (including my brother) end up being out of town too.

 

[fredtam]

Originally posted by: BDawg

Originally posted by: waggy
boo! i called 4 people to see if they can go out. 2 are on call, one has a date and the other wouldnt pick up.

SOO it looks like im stuck here for the night. Just me, Atot and a case of miller lite.

Every weekend that my wife is out of town, I figure I can have fun with my friends without dragging her along. But every time she's gone, all of my friends (including my brother) end up being out of town too.

Something sounds fishy there. You may want to follow her next time.

 

[waggy]

Originally posted by: BDawg

Originally posted by: waggy
boo! i called 4 people to see if they can go out. 2 are on call, one has a date and the other wouldnt pick up.

SOO it looks like im stuck here for the night. Just me, Atot and a case of miller lite.

Every weekend that my wife is out of town, I figure I can have fun with my friends without dragging her along. But every time she's gone, all of my friends (including my brother) end up being out of town too.

yeah my wife goes out with us sometimes. But she get's tired of the bar and listening us talk about computers or sports.

was hoping someone would be around to go out. Guess i should have mentioned it to them early in the week. heh

 

[Brule]

Buy plenty of beer. Get hammered and come back to these forums. While drunk you will post the funniest comments ever, so much so you'll laugh so hard you'll forget what you were doing. Repeat for every forum you ever post in.

Tomorrow come back and edit everything out realizing that the posts weren't funny at all. Feel shame, and repeat. :beer:

Has anyone been drunk and posted stupid things? I learned a long time ago to NOT post after drinking. 😛 If drinking alone is sad, I'm the saddest man on earth. 🙁

 

[Twista]

Try to find someone to go out with!
go out!

u know why? B/c ur wife is over my house! ( no joke)

 

Drink until you fall over, like me.

 

[waggy]

Originally posted by: SampSon
Drink until you fall over, like me.

that won't take long. maybe 6 beers. im not a very heavy drinker

 

Originally posted by: waggy

Originally posted by: SampSon
Drink until you fall over, like me.

that won't take long. maybe 6 beers. im not a very heavy drinker

Then Ill have 2 for your every one.

 

[waggy]

Originally posted by: SampSon

Originally posted by: waggy

Originally posted by: SampSon
Drink until you fall over, like me.

that won't take long. maybe 6 beers. im not a very heavy drinker

Then Ill have 2 for your every one.

heh when i go out with my friends that is what happens. they usually finish 2 before i finish one.

sometimes i try to keep up. IF someone else is driving.

oh and i just cracked my 3rd one for the night! wohoo!