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Weee!! No wife NO child for the night! [poll]

waggy

waggy

No Lifer
My daughter is staying at her grandmothers for the night and my wife has to work until 1am. SO I'm trying ti figure out what to do.

Stay home drink beer and NEFF on ATOT all night

or try and find someone to go out to the bar with. hmm tough choice.
 
hmm strip club then masturbation and beer? may have a winner.

oh crapt there aint a stip club near here.
 
Too far away from me, or I'd suggest going out fishing with me, having a few beers, catching a few trout, grilling a few trout, and having a few more beers with the trout.
 
Originally posted by: waggy
hmm strip club then masturbation and beer? may have a winner.

oh crapt there aint a stip club near here.
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You already have a wife. What good is a strip club when you have all the free porn you can hold on the internet?
 
Originally posted by: DrPizza
Too far away from me, or I'd suggest going out fishing with me, having a few beers, catching a few trout, grilling a few trout, and having a few more beers with the trout.
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oh that sounds fun

I'm going fishing in the morning. Know a great place to catch some good big mouth bass. Someone had a thread about catfish. Hopefully i can snag some of those.
 
or so you think your wife is working till 1..............................................
bet michaelD knows where she is.....
 
Originally posted by: Childs
If you wife doesnt let you jerk off, I'd jerk off in every room in the house.
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well she don't care. but common its embarrassing to get caught. 😱
 
Originally posted by: pyonir
Have an affair!!!
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way to much effort to do. I have a hard enough time beating the women off with a stick. no reason to give them a reason to come around!
 
Do we have this figured out yet? Call an Escort. Have her bring the beer. Masturbate while she dances. Pay her a few extra bucks to clean the house up. Wife gets home you have a buzz and look like a hero. Attend Bible study sometime this week to repent. Nef on ATOT tommorow by posting pics of the escort.
 
Originally posted by: fredtam
Do we have this figured out yet? Call an Escort. Have her bring the beer. Masturbate while she dances. Pay her a few extra bucks to clean the house up. Wife gets home you have a buzz and look like a hero. Attend Bible study sometime this week to repent. Nef on ATOT tommorow by posting pics of the escort.
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wow.

uhm. wow.
 
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