here are some of the funny lines...
?Janice, I want to apologize to you if I don?t seem real eager to jump into a forced, awkward, intimate situation that people like to call dating. I don?t like the feeling. Your sitting there wondering do I have food on my face and I eating talking to much are they talking enough am I interested am not really interested or should I play like I am interested but I am not that interested but I think she might be interested but do I want to be interested but now she?s not interested so now all of the sudden I am getting suddenly interested and? when am I suppose to kiss her? Do I have to wait for the door then its awkward. It?s well like goodnight. Do you like do the ass out hug where you like hugging each other like this? and a$$ sticks out because your trying not to get to close or do you just go right and kiss them on the lips or don?t kiss them at aaalll. It?s very difficult to trying to read the situation and all the while you?re just really wondering are we going to get hopped up enough to make some bad decisions. Perhaps play a little game called just the tips, just for a second, just to see how it feels or hob-jobs I?m not here.? ? Vince Vaughn (Jeremy Klein, Wedding Crashers)
Let's be honest with each other here, ok, let's put all the cards on the table. She is fit for a straight jacket. This broad is fvcked three ways toward the weekend and you want to know what, I dig it. It turns me on, yeah, it turns me on because you want to know what the kicker is father, maybe I am a little fvcking crazy. That?s right maybe Jeremy is a little nuts and there is something about me that I am a little cuckoo. I was just as surprised, I don't sit on the surface you know, me, I had an imaginary friend when I was a kid his name was Shradenal. We use to play checkers with each other everyday and bless his heart Shradenal would always let me win." ? Vince Vaughn (Jeremy Klein, Wedding Crashers)
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