Websites I can't find

[aimless]

I need the URLs for two sites I can't find anymore.

1. Some guy's really awful resume. It goes on for more than 10 pages, basically getting a job and losing it in the next 3 weeks. Includes smoking pot at work, spitting in hamburgers, and a picture of him holding a shotgun. The last page links to an explanation of where he currently works (a printer company), and how his resume has been passed around so much. I think the front of the page had a picture of a silver figurine, either a horse or a wolf.

2. Recordings of actual customer support calls. Most were in real audio, one included a guy having sex while on hold, most had irate swearing, and some were company answering machine messages. May have been taken down.

 

[thereds]

You're right. You're aimless.

 

[gittyup]

I would start here.

 

[pulpp]

 

[AncientPC]

<< You're right. You're aimless. >>

 

[iamfried]

Gittyup, I think you are onto something.

 

[aimless]

Yeah, but there's not really anything to search for. They're very specific places, where most words turn up general sites. I've tried various search engines, I just need someone who's happened to come across these and knows specifically where they are.

 

[ManSnake]

iamfried, I think you are onto something here also.

 

[cmdavid]

oh.. i know exactly what you're talking about...

here's where you can find it.... good luck...

 

[aimless]

Oh sod off.

 

[viewton]

No no, here you go

 

[aimless]

It's not in Google. It does not exist in Google. It is nowhere to be found in Google. Or Lycos. Or Yahoo. Or Altavista. Or Hotbot. Or Dmoz. Or Mamma. Or Dogpile. Or Webcrawler.

 

[perry]

Basically, you are looking for something that you know doesn't exist. Nice.

 

[aimless]

Nothing exists unless people believe it exists. I just need to find one person who believes.

 

[GasX]

Why don't you Ask Jeeves?

 

[aimless]

Jeeves does not exist.

 

[pulpp]

how did this turn philosophical?

 

[WombatWoman]

aimless:

This is probably the r&eacute;sum&eacute; that you're looking for. Click on &quot;next&quot; at the bottom of the page to continue through all ten wretched pages.

I have not yet located the recordings of customer support calls. If I find something, I'll post a link here.

 

[aimless]

All philosophy exists due to crap. The world, being full of crap, gives people the insight to create philosophy. I am not a philosopher. People are still full of crap.


WombatWoman:

That's not it, but it'll do. Thanks.

 

[jackywebdesign]

have u tried techcomedy.com for the phone calls?

 

[WombatWoman]

aimless:

I located some RealAudio files of unusual calls from customer support lines here.

 

[aimless]

Ok Jacky, Wombat, thanks for the help. Those will work fine.