Why I'm afraid of web cams:
Way back when the Internet was young Microsoft released Netmeeting. Being a technology company, I made a project to investigate the software to see if there was anyway it could be used for a billable service.
I was working late one night around 8pm or so, and had Netmeeting open, created a room, and dove into a tech manual as large as a dictionary. People are coming in and leaving the Netmeeting room every few seconds, and I'm checking out all the features you can put on the room. Well, as I'm reading, my friend walks in my office behind me, stops, and yells "AW!!! YOU i love you!!!!"
I look up, and to my horror, there is a shirtless guy on my screen rubbing his nipples and pounding away at something just below camera view (and I'm sure that something was a body part). My friend runs out of the room, then seconds later the PA system comes on with the anouncement "<Fritzo> is a buttmonkey...he's watching gay porn in his office!" To this day, nearly a decade later, they're still telling that story.
::rocks back and forth:: The horror....the horror....