Weapons cache found in Arizona

[pyonir]

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heh, this is only like 10 minutes from where i live. :Q

 

[Spooner]

i blame you

 

[pyonir]

Originally posted by: Spooner
i blame you

/me runs to my storage shed to grap my bazooka...

What you say?

 

[acidvoodoo]

must be those dam ASU kids party toys

 

[Spooner]

hmmm.... i didn't know you were from AZ

i met a gorgeous gorgeous girl whom i've become gret friends with from phoenix

too bad you're gay

 

[ElFenix]

why is the bureau of alcohol, tobacco, and firearms, not just rolled into the FBI or something? and why are alcohol and tobacco stuck in with firearms?

 

[pyonir]

Originally posted by: Spooner
hmmm.... i didn't know you were from AZ

i met a gorgeous gorgeous girl whom i've become gret friends with from phoenix

too bad you're gay

God dammit you're going to spread rumors of me by saying stuff like that.

/me runs to my storage shed to grab a machine gun, silencer, and tripod.

 

[T2T III]

The Arizona Militia?

 

[Spooner]

Originally posted by: pyonir

Originally posted by: Spooner
hmmm.... i didn't know you were from AZ
i met a gorgeous gorgeous girl whom i've become gret friends with from phoenix
too bad you're gay

God dammit you're going to spread rumors of me by saying stuff like that.
/me runs to my storage shed to grab a machine gun, silencer, and tripod.

I don't think that'll reach Boston

 

[pyonir]

and why are alcohol and tobacco stuck in with firearms?

Because they are federally taxable (and somewhat controlled) products.

 

[UNCjigga]

Originally posted by: ElFenix
why is the bureau of alcohol, tobacco, and firearms, not just rolled into the FBI or something? and why are alcohol and tobacco stuck in with firearms?

I think they should be renamed the Bureau of Redneck Affairs (BRA)

 

[pyonir]

I don't think that'll reach Boston

It's a three day weekend. I can drive there.

 

[teddymines]

Baseball bats in a high school gym constitute a "cache of weapons."

 

[The Stigenator]

so that's where saddam hid is stock pile...

 

[acidvoodoo]

Originally posted by: pyonir

Originally posted by: Spooner
hmmm.... i didn't know you were from AZ

i met a gorgeous gorgeous girl whom i've become gret friends with from phoenix

too bad you're gay

God dammit you're going to spread rumors of me by saying stuff like that.

/me runs to my storage shed to grab a machine gun, silencer, and tripod.

who's gay, like, oh my god, wheres the gayness

 

[Rob9874]

Yeah, it's 10 minutes from where I live too (Chandler). I worry that some crazed person will bring that stuff to a highly visible workplace, like Intel. :|

 

[pyonir]

Originally posted by: teddymines
Baseball bats in a high school gym constitute a "cache of weapons."

and a bazooka?

 

[vi edit]

Didn't the feds find some big missle stash in Arizona a year ago that some mercenary for hire whackjob had built up?

 

[pyonir]

who's gay, liek, oh my god, wheres the gayness

you obviously don't have a clue that we are joking.

 

[Adul]

so you are admiting you are a hick
since you live way out east

 

[Rob9874]

Shoot, the east is where it's at! I used to live in Peoria, and thought like you did. But now I see the error of my ways. EVERYTHING is on the east side. West Phoenix is the ghetto.

 

[Spooner]

Originally posted by: pyonir

who's gay, liek, oh my god, wheres the gayness

you obviously don't have a clue that we are joking.

the hell kind of english was that guy using anyway?

that made no sense whatsoever

 

[tcsenter]

"Some of the weaponry is vintage but it's still quite deadly," the ATF spokesman said. "This is an arsenal of weapons, it's a staggering amount of weapons we're pulling out. It's frightening the amount of firepower we found in this place."

Oh good grief! Can this ATF spokesman pile it on any thicker?

Its 'staggering, frightening, shocking, I urinated all over myself at the sight of this frightening and staggering and deadly stock pile of dangerous and ultra-deadly weaponry.'

If I am familiar with the ATF's penchant for sensationalism, a proper reading of this ATF spokesman's statement would reveal the following translation:

"We just rail-roaded some guy who collects military relics and firearms. We've seized them all. None of them worked, there was never any danger, but look at how good of a job we're doing! All that money Congress gives us yields results! Never fear, the ATF is on the job, protecting America from harmless military relic collectors."

 

[Adul]

Originally posted by: Rob9874
Shoot, the east is where it's at! I used to live in Peoria, and thought like you did. But now I see the error of my ways. EVERYTHING is on the east side. West Phoenix is the ghetto.

peoria is ghetto i like where i live

northwest phoenix

 

[acidvoodoo]

Originally posted by: pyonir

who's gay, liek, oh my god, wheres the gayness

you obviously don't have a clue that we are joking.

the feeling is mutual, i'm sorry