We haven't had a "Best of Craigslist" in a while...

[SSSnail]

So here's my nomination, there is hope for the ATOT WOW players after all... (NSFW due to language, explicit sexual situation, and simulated violence).

 

[tasmanian]

Originally Posted: Tue, 14 Oct 11:01 PDT
Girl seeking WoW player - w4m
Date: 2008-10-14, 11:01AM PDT


Do you like to PvP in the World of Warcraft? Do you want to have sex with a girl playing arena in the eighteen-hundreds bracket? Do you want to have sex with me WHILE I play arena? Continue reading..


I will be playing my druid.. she is in full Season 3 and some Season 4. I play with another female player on her warrior, but she is not going to physically join us.. she will be on vent or skype listening in, but mostly her purpose will be to keep the game going smoothly by letting me know what is happening so I don't have to pay much attention.

You must be ok with vaginal and anal penetration, as well as eating me out, and you must be able to finish on me twice within one hour.

But more importantly, you must be familiar with the game. You should be not only yelling things like, "Your pussy feels so good on my dick" but also pay some attention to my arena game(s). And be loud. Remember, I'll have my headset on to talk to my partner. "Root him!", "Cyclone so I can pull out and fuck your ass" and so on. You must be kinky, naughty, and very horny. I will be quizzing you, so if you are not sure about your stuff, please do not respond.

What you have to do/have in order for me to consider you:

- You must have at least one level 70 in equivalent gear, maybe we can chat about it.
- You cannot be overweight, but also not the muscle jock body type with a brain the size of a pea. Chubby is BEST!
- You must be able to spell.
- You must be at least 20 years old and no older than 29.
- At least 5'10".
- No blondies.
- Dark hair, dark eyes
- Prefer uncut, but you must be clean. Circumsized will be considered, but not preferred.

About me:

- I am 5'8"
- 150lbs
- Blue eyes and brown hair.
- I know a lot about video games.
- I want to fuck you while I play arena if you fulfill the above requirements. - I am very tight.. I have not had sex in about 8 months.

* it's ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

PostingID: 878989144

If you submit you have to quote it. Craigs list ads are deleted pretty fast.

 

[bolomite]

one of my faves: Battle Asses

warning: disgusting!!

 

[SSSnail]

Originally posted by: tasmanian
If you submit you have to quote it. Craigs list ads are deleted pretty fast.

I thought that if it's in the "Best-ofs" section, it's retained for a while?

 

[tasmanian]

Originally posted by: SSSnail

Originally posted by: tasmanian
If you submit you have to quote it. Craigs list ads are deleted pretty fast.

I thought that if it's in the "Best-ofs" section, it's retained for a while?

Didnt realize it was in the best of section. I thought you grabbed it off the main site.

 

[jagec]

You cannot be overweight, but also not the muscle jock body type with a brain the size of a pea. Chubby is BEST!

chubby IS overweight, genius.

 

[lyssword]

WTF

 

[randay]

being a wowfreak just kills it for me. what a turnoff.

i like the harry potter craigslist sex party one, is that in the "best of"?

 

[AmigaMan]

Originally posted by: bolomite
one of my faves: Battle Asses

warning: disgusting!!

OMG that has to be the funniest thing I have read evar!

 

[Gothgar]

Originally posted by: AmigaMan

Originally posted by: bolomite
one of my faves: Battle Asses

warning: disgusting!!

OMG that has to be the funniest thing I have read evar!

that was pretty fucking awesome

 

[Dulanic]

Originally posted by: AmigaMan

Originally posted by: bolomite
one of my faves: Battle Asses

warning: disgusting!!

OMG that has to be the funniest thing I have read evar!

That is just pure greatness, couldn't stop laughing the whole time I was reading it.

 

[Epic Fail]

I have a huge bathroom

 

[Howard]

Originally posted by: Epic Fail
I have a huge bathroom

A crazy landlady is not my cup of tea.

 

[Glavinsolo]

What happened to all the nice guys?

so true so true

 

[So]

This week I saw this: http://reno.craigslist.org/pet/949576283.html

About half a page below it, posted about 12 hrs earlier was "I found a ferret, call me (cold springs)" that posting has since been deleted. I e-mailed the author of the linked post, and got a "thanks!" response, but you think they'd check first.

 

[SonicIce]

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/den/493689524.html
cute

 

[ucdbiendog]

Originally posted by: AmigaMan

Originally posted by: bolomite
one of my faves: Battle Asses

warning: disgusting!!

OMG that has to be the funniest thing I have read evar!

i cried reading that. crying of laughter

 

[irishScott]

Originally posted by: ucdbiendog

Originally posted by: AmigaMan

Originally posted by: bolomite
one of my faves: Battle Asses

warning: disgusting!!

OMG that has to be the funniest thing I have read evar!

i cried reading that. crying of laughter

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[TheBloodguard]

Reading Rants and Raves and people were discussing large breasts vs small. Someone posted this NSFW picture. Still having nightmares after seeing it.

 

[Anubis]

Originally posted by: SSSnail

Originally posted by: tasmanian
If you submit you have to quote it. Craigs list ads are deleted pretty fast.

I thought that if it's in the "Best-ofs" section, it's retained for a while?

can you paste in here? site is blocked

 

[Juddog]

Originally posted by: TheBloodguard
Reading Rants and Raves and people were discussing large breasts vs small. Someone posted this NSFW picture. Still having nightmares after seeing it.

OMFG that's disgusting. :disgust:

 

[rivan]

Originally posted by: Epic Fail
I have a huge bathroom

:laugh:

 

[BlackTigers]

Originally posted by: Glavinsolo

What happened to all the nice guys?

so true so true

Omg...the amount I can relate...blargh.

 

[ScottyB]

I like this one:

"Necrophiliac seeking corpse

Seeking a tall, well-muscled insomniac to indulge a very particular fantasy. I would like to see you lie motionless on a green-and-cream chintz bedspread, face-up, wearing only your plaid boxer shorts, with your arms crossed on your chest like a corpse at an open-casket funeral. You will sleep like a cat, and I will watch you, ignore you, go out for a coffee, or possibly photograph you with my BlackBerry. When you awaken, we will watch low-quality American television and eat coconut sorbet.

Snorers, sheet-stealers, seafood-eaters and those with a post-CEGEP education need not apply."

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/mon/894700478.html

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: BlackTigers

Originally posted by: Glavinsolo

What happened to all the nice guys?

so true so true

Omg...the amount I can relate...blargh.

:shocked:

(NSFW ninja edit :evil