We are all going to die soon

[rudeguy]

Global warming makes it so it burns when I pee.

 

[KB]

We are getting plenty of rain/snow in the northeast. They can have ours. Maybe we can sell them the snow?

 

[olds]

Don't worry. California will eventually become a series of islands.

Yep

 

[PliotronX]

It's in perpetual drought. It is so that water rates can be jacked up and you can only water your lawn at certain times on top of siphoning Colorado river water. Glad to be out of that sh**.

 

[Vdubchaos]

California drought? Just natures way of shit cleansing!

 

[Printer Bandit]

i'd take drought over being murdered by ice, snow, and spinning air.

 

[Fritzo]

California needs to die off anyway. Everyone that lives there becomes a crazy person obsessed with organic wheat germ flax seed enemas while trying to give screen plays to anyone that will read them.

 

[rudeguy]

California needs to die off anyway. Everyone that lives there becomes a crazy person obsessed with organic wheat germ flax seed enemas while trying to give screen plays to anyone that will read them in return for fake boobs or penises.

FTFY

 

[fjmeat]

 

[SlickSnake]

Whelp, it hasn't slipped into the ocean yet, so there's that.

 

[SlickSnake]

NEVER let a black eyed kid like this into your house after dark, EVER!