we are accidents

Page 2 - Seeking answers? Join the AnandTech community: where nearly half-a-million members share solutions and discuss the latest tech.

stormbv

Diamond Member
Dec 23, 2000
3,446
1
0
After I give Charon my coin and he begins taking me across the river Styx, I will steal his paddle and beat him with it, and push his corpse into the river! Then I shall smite thee...
 

Insane3D

Elite Member
May 24, 2000
19,446
0
0
Originally posted by: Zrom999
Originally posted by: Insane3D
I have a pet worm that can perform acrobatics and complex math equations.

Where does one get such a worm?

From the dancing platypus on skid row of course...where else?
 

Insane3D

Elite Member
May 24, 2000
19,446
0
0
Originally posted by: stormbv
After I give Charon my coin and he begins taking me across the river Styx, I will steal his paddle and beat him with it, and push his corpse into the river! Then I shall smite thee...

I was just going to swim across with some arm floaties...and a noodle.
 

Lithium381

Lifer
May 12, 2001
12,452
2
0
Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation
exactly

*slaps hand on desk palm down fingers spread*



I'd lasso on to Charon and then use it like a motorboat and ski across your stupid melted poised rivers that are from the tears of the undead
 

jaeger66

Banned
Jan 1, 2001
3,852
0
0
Originally posted by: stormbv
After I give Charon my coin and he begins taking me across the river Styx, I will steal his paddle and beat him with it, and push his corpse into the river! Then I shall smite thee...

And as Charon sails to Acheron your journey too shall end below...
 

Zrom999

Banned
Apr 13, 2003
698
0
0
Originally posted by: Insane3D
Originally posted by: stormbv
After I give Charon my coin and he begins taking me across the river Styx, I will steal his paddle and beat him with it, and push his corpse into the river! Then I shall smite thee...

I was just going to swim across with some arm floaties...and a noodle.

You mean you can't walk on water?
 

Insane3D

Elite Member
May 24, 2000
19,446
0
0
Originally posted by: Zrom999
Originally posted by: Insane3D
Originally posted by: stormbv
After I give Charon my coin and he begins taking me across the river Styx, I will steal his paddle and beat him with it, and push his corpse into the river! Then I shall smite thee...

I was just going to swim across with some arm floaties...and a noodle.

You mean you can't walk on water?

Only on the first Tuesday of October...
 

stormbv

Diamond Member
Dec 23, 2000
3,446
1
0
Once I smite thee I shall feed your nasty bits to the three headed Cerebus and then Hades shall give me props and we will all sip Cristal and slam Jaeger-Bombs.
 

Zrom999

Banned
Apr 13, 2003
698
0
0
Originally posted by: stormbv
Once I smite thee I shall feed your nasty bits to the three headed Cerebus and then Hades shall give me props and we will all sip Cristal and slam Jaeger-Bombs.

Hades cannot be trusted.