Ways to cheat in college.

[Yax]

Here's one that I found out about:

A friend of mine wrote notes and placed them in his pocket so he could go to the rest room to reference them whenever he got stuck on a problem.

I went to the restroom after him and found that someone was smarter than he was. That guy tore the cover of his physics book off and stuffed the book in the restroom trashcan so he could reference the whole book. INGENIOUS!

Post your techniques or what you've seen.

 

[maziwanka]

man. those are amateur tricks. but seriously, cheating in college is horrendous.

 

[Anubis]

i have a brian. it stors information for me. kinda like a hard drrive but with 0 access time. you shoudl try useing it sometime. you might come to like it

 

[ddwbi0]

Most of my classes don't even let you go to the bathroom

 

[damiano]

we just used to get the year before's tests teachers don't change them most of the time

 

[ggavinmoss]

Originally posted by: Anubis
i have a brian. it stors information for me. kinda like a hard drrive but with 0 access time. you shoudl try useing it sometime. you might come to like it

This "brian" you speak of...

-geoff

 

[rudder]

Flash forward 5 years and the guy is in a meeting at an engineering firm. He is asked a question then everyone wonders why he has to excuse himself to go to the bathroom.

 

[Anubis]

Originally posted by: ggavinmoss

Originally posted by: Anubis
i have a brian. it stors information for me. kinda like a hard drrive but with 0 access time. you shoudl try useing it sometime. you might come to like it

This "brian" you speak of...

-geoff

yea it crashes every now and then. but for the most part its all good

 

[bleeb]

Don't cheat in college dawg. BIG MISTAKE. That's like using drugs in the Police Station bathroom. Its completely MORONIC and STUPID.

 

[BeeVo]

Originally posted by: ggavinmoss

Originally posted by: Anubis
i have a brian. it stors information for me. kinda like a hard drrive but with 0 access time. you shoudl try useing it sometime. you might come to like it

This "brian" you speak of...

-geoff

Hahahahaha

 

[zimu]

Originally posted by: Anubis
i have a brian. it stors information for me. kinda like a hard drrive but with 0 access time. you shoudl try useing it sometime. you might come to like it

"stors" information too eh? interesting.

 

[DaWhim]

dumbass, use pda!

 

[Pex]

i put formulas and other notes into my Ti-83 Plus.

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: bleeb
Don't cheat in college dawg. BIG MISTAKE. That's like using drugs in the Police Station bathroom. Its completely MORONIC and STUPID.

w0rd

- M4H

 

[tm37]

Originally posted by: Anubis
i have a brian. it stors information for me. kinda like a hard drrive but with 0 access time. you shoudl try useing it sometime. you might come to like it

I looks like you could really benifit from cheating. It might be your only hope.

 

[mflacy]

Originally posted by: bleeb
Don't cheat in college dawg. BIG MISTAKE. That's like using drugs in the Police Station bathroom. Its completely MORONIC and STUPID.

Heck no, let them cheat. It's so much fun to see their faces after a failed job interview because they had no idea what they are talking about. Plus it makes the job market much, more accessable for the folks that actually learned something in college.

 

[Anubis]

read my other post. mine has crashed.

finals suck
not sleeping for 48 hours sucks
my typeing has always sucked

but i can talk about "Localized Magnetic Excitations in Discrete Lattices" till im blue in the face.

 

[minendo]

I've heard that text messaging amongst students in a class works wonders.

 

[DaviDaVinci]

Originally posted by: zimu

Originally posted by: Anubis
i have a brian. it stors information for me. kinda like a hard drrive but with 0 access time. you shoudl try useing it sometime. you might come to like it

"stors" information too eh? interesting.

lol

 

[Gibson486]

heheheh...everyone is telling you not to cheat in college...but then i got to my differential equations class, a class that was supposed to be easy. What teh hell! We have a new professor to teach teh class and he taught us jack sh!t. During the final, pretty much everyeone cheated. Half the class was exchanging papers and the part i was sitting it was exchanging note cards. That test was a group effort. SOme people even had there book open during the test. That said, everyone still thinks they failed that final.

 

[GagHalfrunt]

Originally posted by: zimu

Originally posted by: Anubis
i have a brian. it stors information for me. kinda like a hard drrive but with 0 access time. you shoudl try useing it sometime. you might come to like it

"stors" information too eh? interesting.

brian?
stors?
drrive?
shoudl?
useing?

Nope, if that's your idea of a "brian" I damn well would not come to like it.

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: mflacy

Originally posted by: bleeb
Don't cheat in college dawg. BIG MISTAKE. That's like using drugs in the Police Station bathroom. Its completely MORONIC and STUPID.

Heck no, let them cheat. It's so much fun to see their faces after a failed job interview because they had no idea what they are talking about. Plus it makes the job market much, more accessable for the folks that actually learned something in college.

I don't think those who actually passed college without cheating are going to be gunning for many McDonald's positions.

- M4H

 

[yllus]

Originally posted by: mflacy

Originally posted by: bleeb
Don't cheat in college dawg. BIG MISTAKE. That's like using drugs in the Police Station bathroom. Its completely MORONIC and STUPID.

Heck no, let them cheat. It's so much fun to see their faces after a failed job interview because they had no idea what they are talking about. Plus it makes the job market much, more accessable for the folks that actually learned something in college.

It bugs me because it cheapens the value of my degree.

During my 2nd last final this year on computer assembly language the guy who sat down at the desk to my right said to me, "Yo starr if you finish early, write down your answers on a corrections paper and leave it on your desk eh man? Yo you don't understand, if I fail this class I'm on suspension for a year yo!"

RIIIIIIIGHT. I don't think I'll be seeing him next term.

 

[phreakah]

i print out notes in about 3pt font, cut it out, then tape it to those click erasers... then i can just spin it when it's in the eraser case thing and you can view a line of text in the window (the part that clicks) of the eraser

 

[Rufio]

Originally posted by: GagHalfrunt

Originally posted by: zimu

Originally posted by: Anubis
i have a brian. it stors information for me. kinda like a hard drrive but with 0 access time. you shoudl try useing it sometime. you might come to like it

"stors" information too eh? interesting.

brian?
stors?
drrive?
shoudl?
useing?

Nope, if that's your idea of a "brian" I damn well would not come to like it.

dude, you gotta RMA your "brian"