Way to go Cable One!

[Chaotic42]

I was brushing my teeth last night and I heard a Cable One commercial come on. I couldn't believe what I heard, and when it came on again, I realized the brilliance of it.

The commercial has several people talking about how they don't want "half-fast DSL", because it's 1.5 Mb vs the 3.0 Mb that Cable One provides. It makes sense if you read it, but to hear some old guy say it... that just makes it a great commercial.

 

[HappyPuppy]

I'm an old guy and I have no problem saying halfassed, suck my dick or do you want it in the butt. Maybe it was the tooth brushing that got you all hot and bothered.

 

[Chaotic42]

Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
I'm an old guy and I have no problem saying halfassed, suck my dick or do you want it in the butt. Maybe it was the tooth brushing that got you all hot and bothered.

Well, it always does, but this was something special. Something... magical.

 

[Schadenfroh]

Ahh, Cable One, how my relatives down in Bay Saint Louis loath them.

 

[jamesbond007]

Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
Maybe it was the tooth brushing that got you all hot and bothered.

Yes, perhaps.

 

[nboy22]

Cable one is on of the shittiest providers.. I used to live in Idaho and had them, they just buy out rural systems and charge customers obscene prices to get slow speeds. Not only that but when our neighborhood expanded they were overloading some sort of equipment providing service to the neighborhood. They didn't fix the problem for over half a year and our internet would constantly go down for 30 minutes at a time.

 

[jamesbond007]

Originally posted by: nboy22
Cable one is on of the shittiest providers.. I used to live in Idaho and had them, they just buy out rural systems and charge customers obscene prices to get slow speeds. Not only that but when our neighborhood expanded they were overloading some sort of equipment providing service to the neighborhood. They didn't fix the problem for over half a year and our internet would constantly go down for 30 minutes at a time.

That must depend on where you live. Here in Fargo, it's very nice, fast, and I cannot tell you the last time it was down. (I've had their service for ~6 years)

 

[Chaotic42]

Originally posted by: Schadenfroh
Ahh, Cable One, how my relatives down in Bay Saint Louis loath them.

Hey, they're better than Charter in Picayune. I hear they're cracking down on torrents in Biloxi.