Wash Hands After #1 - Auto Flush Toilets - POLL!!!

[edro]

Convince me that it is a good idea to wash my hands after going #1 in an auto flush toilet.

 

[AyashiKaibutsu]

Depends on if there's an auto-turning on faucet or not.

 

[MotF Bane]

You should always wash your hands. Disgusting habit, really.

 

[Numenorean]

I don't even with non auto flushers.

I kick them with my foot to flush them. I typically don't touch anything inside a restroom at all. Most of the time the ones I use have those auto-open doors for handicapped people, and I just bump the open button with my knee.

 

[LookBehindYou]

I don't even with non auto flushers.

I kick them with my foot to flush them. I typically don't touch anything inside a restroom at all. Most of the time the ones I use have those auto-open doors for handicapped people, and I just bump the open button with my knee.

Kind of the same way myself. I do not touch anything if I don't have to. I use my foot to flush the toilets too, I wont wash if the faucets are discusting or they don't have papertowels that are automatic. I figure my dick is a lot cleaner than the shit I'd be touching afterwords....

 

[Malak]

Washing hands is for the weak.

 

[Beev]

I wash my hands if they are visibly dirty or if I poo. That's it.

 

[Numenorean]

Kind of the same way myself. I do not touch anything if I don't have to. I use my foot to flush the toilets too, I wont wash if the faucets are discusting or they don't have papertowels that are automatic. I figure my dick is a lot cleaner than the shit I'd be touching afterwords....

Yup. I shower and don't piss all over myself so I figure I'm cleaner than the restroom is.

 

[spidey07]

I don't pee on my hands so I never wash.

 

[ShawnD1]

Every single person who votes no should be killed.

Rubbing your dick sweat on everything might have been funny when you're 5, but it's not funny when you're an adult.
getting your dick sweat on everything (including the door handle) --> death penalty

 

[dank69]

I lick my hands clean.

 

[GeekDrew]

Every single person who votes no should be killed.

Rubbing your dick sweat on everything might have been funny when you're 5, but it's not funny when you're an adult.
getting your dick sweat on everything (including the door handle) --> death penalty

This.

 

[brainhulk]

wtf kind of question is this? of course you must wash your hands. thats disgusting you would not after touching your junk. even though you don't mind having your penis germs on your hands, what about the things you touch with your hands afterward.

Here is a hint:
1.remove paper towels first
2.turn on fawcet with paper towel.
3.wash hands
4.dry hands with paper towel
5.save paper towel so you can open door with paper towel

c'mon people, not that hard. wash yo hands!

i guess i've been a germaphobe ever since I took a microbiology lab

 

[Numenorean]

Every single person who votes no should be killed.

Rubbing your dick sweat on everything might have been funny when you're 5, but it's not funny when you're an adult.
getting your dick sweat on everything (including the door handle) --> death penalty

What kind of fatty are you that you sweat taking a walk and a piss?

 

[Malak]

Every single person who votes no should be killed.

Rubbing your dick sweat on everything might have been funny when you're 5, but it's not funny when you're an adult.
getting your dick sweat on everything (including the door handle) --> death penalty

I don't know who taught you how to piss but a real man doesn't need his hands to piss.

 

[dank69]

wtf kind of question is this? of course you must wash your hands. thats disgusting you would not after touching your junk. even though you don't mind having your penis germs on your hands, what about the things you touch with your hands afterward.

Here is a hint:
1.remove paper towels first
2.turn on fawcet with paper towel.
3.wash hands
4.dry hands with paper towel
5.save paper towel so you can open door with paper towel

c'mon people, not that hard. wash yo hands!

i guess i've been a germaphobe ever since I took a microbiology lab

Why don't you just fuck the paper towel dispenser while you are at it?

 

[ShawnD1]

What kind of fatty are you that you sweat taking a walk and a piss?

If you don't have ball sweat, it means you have no balls. Men who are not you have balls.

http://www.saxxunderwear.com/
It has the special divider just so your sweaty balls don't stick to your leg. Now that's progressive thinking I can put my balls behind :thumbsup:

 

[Scotteq]

Convince me that it is a good idea to wash my hands after going #1 in an auto flush toilet.

Old Military joke:


A marine and a sailor are in the men's room, both taking a leak. Upon finishing, the Sailor just walks out. After washing his hands, the Marine pursues and confronts the sailor: "In The Corps, we learn to wash after using the men's room."

The sailor responds: "That's nice. But in the Navy, we don't piss on our hands."

 

[surfsatwerk]

I don't want to be exposed to your junk funk.

 

[Malak]

If you don't have ball sweat, it means you have no balls. Men who are not you have balls.

http://www.saxxunderwear.com/
It has the special divider just so your sweaty balls don't stick to your leg. Now that's progressive thinking I can put my balls behind :thumbsup:

Boys who have their undropped balls wrapped in whitey tighties might sweat but a real man rolls low and free.

 

[Beev]

Yeah, I guess if you wear tighties then your junk probably smells 24/7 anyway and you should probably wash your hands...

 

[Numenorean]

Old Military joke:


A marine and a sailor are in the men's room, both taking a leak. Upon finishing, the Marine just walks out. After washing his hands, the Navy man pursues and confronts the Marine: "In The Navy, we learn to wash after using the men's room."

The Marine responds: "In the Marines, they teach us not to piss all over ourselves."

Fixed for you.

 

[Numenorean]

If you don't have ball sweat, it means you have no balls. Men who are not you have balls.

http://www.saxxunderwear.com/
It has the special divider just so your sweaty balls don't stick to your leg. Now that's progressive thinking I can put my balls behind :thumbsup:

Whatever makes you feel better, fatty.

I bet you're huffing and puffing after walking up two stairs.

 

[Schfifty Five]

Convince me that it is a good idea to wash my hands after going #1 in an auto flush toilet.

Always wash your hands.

1. You still need to open the door
2. You might need to touch the faucet
3. The air in there is just gross in general
4. You probably touched your junk (I don't care what anyone says how clean their junk is...like any part of your body, it gets dirty
5. It's a courtesy for others

 

[GundamW]

Cool, I am going to troll this poll... like those in the "implied parenthesis" thread.