Both first kiss, followed later by first time 10 minute laters.. followed 5 minutes later by first time I throw up THAT MUCH while drunk, followed 5 seconds later by the fastest break up EVAR... well, she coulda been the one.
Lessons learned that night:
Lesson 1: Never mix that much booze with sex when you get motion sickness sometimes.
Lesson 2: Never do it on a carpet... rug burns hurt like a crazy for a week.
Lesson 3: don't let her kiss you after you just got puking from just finished having sex.
Lesson 4: if you throw up as much as I did at a party, run away. Because you don't want to hear the stories later about what they had to clean out of the aquarium, off the ceiling fan, and behind the couch. Projectile vomit before making it to the bathroom down the stairs of a house that doesn't belong to you.
Lesson 5: never have sex while drunk, at someone elses party, at someone else's house.