Was in a real Target store for the first time yesterday

[Capt Caveman]

Is Target basically like Walmart? Never been in one.

100x times better. Employees are treated much better and the people that shop there are normal. You couldn't pay me to walk into a Walmart.

 

[waggy]

100x times better. Employees are treated much better and the people that shop there are normal. You couldn't pay me to walk into a Walmart.

when i was younger i worked at walmart. a buddy of mine worked at target. I can say without a doubt we were treated the same. only difference is i was busy the whole time at work. we were paid the same. neither had health insurance (but could buy it!) and both worked 10-15 hours a week.

Between the store's itself Target was nicer. its cleaner, less people, no 20 minute wait to checkout. IF you need help you can find it! the workers aren't as busy.

 

[brblx]

target is the exact same thing as kmart is the exact same thing as walmart. lol @ big box snobbery.

if you're an annoying white trendy hipster with little money, you shop at the gap. less money, old navy. no money, target.

 

[AstroManLuca]

100x times better. Employees are treated much better and the people that shop there are normal. You couldn't pay me to walk into a Walmart.

That is incorrect. Walmart and Target employees are treated equally shitty. The difference is that Target is cleaner and usually has shorter wait times to check out (in my experience at least).

 

[IronWing]

We got a whole lot of orange...and it was fine...and it still is fine...everybody's vibrating.

 

[Capt Caveman]

That is incorrect. Walmart and Target employees are treated equally shitty. The difference is that Target is cleaner and usually has shorter wait times to check out (in my experience at least).

Target didn't get sued by 232k of it's employees.

 

[lxskllr]

Target's stuff is just a little bit "nicer". I have an easier time finding gifts, and stuff at Target.

 

[AstroManLuca]

Okay maybe Target isn't quite as bad, but it's still a terrible place to work.

 

[fatpat268]

hipsters don't go in target...

poor people and fat girls who think belts make them look skinny, go in target

Not in my experience. All the best looking girls go to target in my town, and Walmart is left for just about everyone else. Seriously.

 

[evident]

Okay maybe Target isn't quite as bad, but it's still a terrible place to work.

are you a fellow ex target team member? 😀 i was a cart attendant / cashier /sales floor jockey

 

[AstroManLuca]

Yes, worked there for about a month. Was let go because I wasn't cheery enough.

 

[Wyndru]

Target hipsters are living the dream.

Successful parody is successful.

I'm lazy, link the original?

 

[ElFenix]

You have to start calling it Tar-jay.... to sound hipster.

old women call it tarjay

I'm lazy, link the original?

the original was yet another apple bashing thread. terrible and unoriginal. frankly, i should lock that one and keep this one open.

 

[lxskllr]

Yes, worked there for about a month. Was let go because I wasn't cheery enough.

 

[JTsyo]

Successful parody is successful.

ahh now it makes sense

 

[Arcadio]

I just don't go to any stores anymore.... got tired of that shit.

 

[Capt Caveman]

I just don't go to any stores anymore.... got tired of that shit.

You would think going to a Walmart would provide you the opportunity to possibly meet the woman of your dreams.

 

[guyver01]

I just don't go to any stores anymore.... got tired of that shit.

it's much easier to be a bum on the street, panhandling for 'h' right?

 

[MichaelD]

Yes, worked there for about a month. Was let go because I wasn't cheery enough.

You were lacking flair. Your flair did not appear to be the flair of someone who was happy to be at work. You flair failed. You are a flair failure. /boot

 

[1sikbITCH]

Target didn't get sued by 232k of it's employees.

All that proves is that Target employees are un-American.

 

[fatpat268]

Yes, worked there for about a month. Was let go because I wasn't cheery enough.

I applied when I was unemployed there, and I got denied. They even had a freaking "Now hiring" sign on their door. And they still do.

Bleh, whatever. Got a job now, so don't care.

 

[evident]

Yes, worked there for about a month. Was let go because I wasn't cheery enough.

yeah, they were a bunch of tards who treated their employees like trash. too bad for them im the one laughing now

 

[alkemyst]

aren't parody threads cause for vacations. Tagging one as a parody really takes all the guess work out for the mods.

 

[Fingolfin269]

I like Target because it pretty much gives me what I can get at Wal-Mart sans the madness. And I don't mind paying a little extra for that.

 

[airdata]

hipsters don't go in target...

You should see the 1 stop shop they built near me...

It's a Walmart, and it's stacked on top of a Sams Club. And there's even a Sams club liquor store too... it's bizarre but saves time if you do shop at both locations.