Was a DP---- Can't think of anything----but did

Locutus of Board · May 14, 2001

When you wake up in the morning, what do you do first when you get out of bed?

snakesnfrogs · May 14, 2001

drain the bladder

Total Refected Power · May 14, 2001

Open my eyes. Barely.

prodigy · May 14, 2001

Try to soften the morning wood. :Q

gittyup · May 14, 2001

get my daughter out of bed...

DannyLove · May 14, 2001

<< drain the bladder >>

totally

dannypeeing~!

IAmBatman · May 14, 2001

tell the blonde next to me to go home

crab · May 14, 2001

i dont get out of bed...

konichiwa · May 14, 2001

<< morning wood >>

Ahh, reminds me of one of the (arguably) funniest threads at Anandtech, but, sadly, very very shortlived.

urameatball · May 14, 2001

try to figure out why there's a hot naked chick next to me....
then go back to sleep

Shmorq · May 14, 2001

Put on my clothing so that my roommates don't see me in my birthday suit. Then I stumble to the bathroom to drain the tank.