For the last six months, my wife and I both have been getting absolutely SPAMMED with telemarketing calls from some company called "Warranty Services".
The caller ID always traces back to cell phones (and they're always busy when I try to call back, and then a few days later it's disconnected). I've done a little research on the Web, and it looks like a legitimate company, but their tactics are absolutely insane.
The call starts with a recorded voice telling you that your warranty is about to expire on your vehicle. Press 1 to connect to a salesperson, press 2 to take yourself out of their system.
Obviously 2 never, ever works. Tried that a dozen times until I got pissed enough that I wanted to face rape someone. So I started pressing 1.
The experience that follows pressing 1 can range anywhere from being hung up on because the first words out of your mouth weren't your credit card number, to being screamed at, cussed out, and threatened.
Most of the conversations begin with them asking what make, model, and year your vehicle is. I often challenge them with "do you even know my name? who you're calling? the vehicle in question? how can you possibly know about its warranty if you don't even know what phone number you're connected to?"
This usually sparks an argument, so I've tried to go more subtle in an effort to get myself out of their system. What is so infuriating about this is that there is absolutely no recourse when they don't take you out of their system, when they insult your mother's sexuality, or harass you.
My latest call was a few minutes ago. I pressed 1 to talk to someone.
"Make, model, and year of your vehicle?"
I want out of your system. What do I need to do?
"You can't be taken out of our system. Buy a warranty and you won't be called anymore."
How do you sleep at night?
"Fuck you, asshole. Don't waste my time."
You can guess where it went from there. But like I said, NO recourse. For giggles, here's the origin of that call: 770-894-4848. The call was literally 10 minutes ago, and it's already been disconnected.
If I ever meet a person who's made calls for this company, I will destroy them.
The caller ID always traces back to cell phones (and they're always busy when I try to call back, and then a few days later it's disconnected). I've done a little research on the Web, and it looks like a legitimate company, but their tactics are absolutely insane.
The call starts with a recorded voice telling you that your warranty is about to expire on your vehicle. Press 1 to connect to a salesperson, press 2 to take yourself out of their system.
Obviously 2 never, ever works. Tried that a dozen times until I got pissed enough that I wanted to face rape someone. So I started pressing 1.
The experience that follows pressing 1 can range anywhere from being hung up on because the first words out of your mouth weren't your credit card number, to being screamed at, cussed out, and threatened.
Most of the conversations begin with them asking what make, model, and year your vehicle is. I often challenge them with "do you even know my name? who you're calling? the vehicle in question? how can you possibly know about its warranty if you don't even know what phone number you're connected to?"
This usually sparks an argument, so I've tried to go more subtle in an effort to get myself out of their system. What is so infuriating about this is that there is absolutely no recourse when they don't take you out of their system, when they insult your mother's sexuality, or harass you.
My latest call was a few minutes ago. I pressed 1 to talk to someone.
"Make, model, and year of your vehicle?"
I want out of your system. What do I need to do?
"You can't be taken out of our system. Buy a warranty and you won't be called anymore."
How do you sleep at night?
"Fuck you, asshole. Don't waste my time."
You can guess where it went from there. But like I said, NO recourse. For giggles, here's the origin of that call: 770-894-4848. The call was literally 10 minutes ago, and it's already been disconnected.
If I ever meet a person who's made calls for this company, I will destroy them.