Ozzfest huffs mad dong. My sweepingly generalized foresight predicts you being squeezed and slipped through throes of sweaty, large, middle-aged and hairy men to today's latest excuses for rock, i.e., Staind or Slipknot or something.
Granted, Warped has its fair share of joke bands, but I'm still going to it this year (In San Francisco, July 13th; I'll be the only asian guy). I've had nothing but fun the times I've gone, and this year, two of my favorite bands are playing, Alkaline Trio and Ozma.
$35 including the service charges. See your ass there!