WARNING Terrorists will use Almanacs to kill you!

[smashp]

Originally posted by: Drift3r
Next they'll be saying that anyone who buys maps at airports or in bookstores could be a potential terrorist.

every time You Use Mapoint, The FBI Knocks on your door.

 

[conehead433]

I am warning you to back away. I've got an Almanac and I no how to use it and will if necessary. ROTFLMAO

 

[Moonbeam]

Actually the government has tracking chips in all alminacs published in the last few years and their location appears on the NSA computers. Every time a terrorist burns his copy, having heard about the lookout warning, a location marker is created and teams dispatched to investigate.

 

[maluckey]

I thought that the terrorists were planning on using these high tech almanacs as weapons of minimal destruction!!!!

POW! TAKE THAT! HAH! You want another......????