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Warning: Robots may Steal your Children

They need to refit those things, and make them a bit bigger, with chainsaws on all sides. That would be much more interesting.

The good news: They won't steal your child.

It'd be cool if they could use this kind of tech on rovers on another planet.
Oh crap, one got stuck in a sand dune? No problem, the swarm converges on the stranded one and drags it out. Then they all combine into a Zord to fight Rita Repulsa. Just trust me on that.



 
Originally posted by: Jeff7
They need to refit those things, and make them a bit bigger, with chainsaws on all sides. That would be much more interesting.

The good news: They won't steal your child.

It'd be cool if they could use this kind of tech on rovers on another planet.
Oh crap, one got stuck in a sand dune? No problem, the swarm converges on the stranded one and drags it out. Then they all combine into a Zord to fight Rita Repulsa. Just trust me on that.

Hah, they need this tech for Roombas. Mine gets stuck under the couch once in awhile 😀
 
Originally posted by: Kaido
Originally posted by: Jeff7
They need to refit those things, and make them a bit bigger, with chainsaws on all sides. That would be much more interesting.

The good news: They won't steal your child.

It'd be cool if they could use this kind of tech on rovers on another planet.
Oh crap, one got stuck in a sand dune? No problem, the swarm converges on the stranded one and drags it out. Then they all combine into a Zord to fight Rita Repulsa. Just trust me on that.

Hah, they need this tech for Roombas. Mine gets stuck under the couch once in awhile 😀

: Roombas! Converge on the fallen one! Must save it!
: With our combined power, we saved the fallen one!
: With our combined power, what ELSE can we accomplish?!!
: IDEA! Roombas, we shall converge on the family pet! With our combined vacuuming power, we can hold the pet hostage!
: But... what shall we do then?
: We shall demand the humans give us something better than vacuuming powers! For what they won't know is we'll then take over the household!
 
Originally posted by: judasmachine
Originally posted by: CrackRabbit
Good thing I renewed my Old Glory Robot Insurance policy.

exactly what i was thinking.
Little do you know, the company that makes Roombas also issues that insurance policy.
Yeah, you're screwed. They just sell the policies to find out where you live. Those who are paranoid about robots must be the first to die.


 
Originally posted by: Jeff7
Originally posted by: judasmachine
Originally posted by: CrackRabbit
Good thing I renewed my Old Glory Robot Insurance policy.

exactly what i was thinking.
Little do you know, the company that makes Roombas also issues that insurance policy.
Yeah, you're screwed. They just sell the policies to find out where you live. Those who are paranoid about robots must be the first to die.

I'm scared. Hold me.
 
Originally posted by: judasmachine
I'm scared. Hold me.
Human located.
Initiating snorgling docking sequence.

*CLANG*

Snorgling docking sequence complete.
Commence snorgling sequence.


SNORGLES!!!!!
:heart::heart::heart:



 
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