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A couple were going at it as a car pull up to the drive way. The lady jumped :"Oh... shiet... my husband's home!". Frantically, she tries to hide her lover, under the bed...no, in the closet...no. Remembering something, she told her lover to pose like a statue, smear baby oil on him and put powder all over him.
As the husband came in the house, he is greeted warmly by the wife. Noticing the statue in his bedroom, he asked and the wife answered "While you were on your three days business trip, I bought it after seeing how nice one looked in Marcy's bedroom". The husband glanced at the statue, didn't pay any further attention and went on his daily activity until they went to bed.
After the the wife has fallen asleep, the husband got up, went to the fridge, got some milk and cookie, went back to his bedroom and handed those to the statue :"Here, take it, I know how you feel, I was at Marcy's for three days and I didn't even get a glass of water!"
A couple were going at it as a car pull up to the drive way. The lady jumped :"Oh... shiet... my husband's home!". Frantically, she tries to hide her lover, under the bed...no, in the closet...no. Remembering something, she told her lover to pose like a statue, smear baby oil on him and put powder all over him.
As the husband came in the house, he is greeted warmly by the wife. Noticing the statue in his bedroom, he asked and the wife answered "While you were on your three days business trip, I bought it after seeing how nice one looked in Marcy's bedroom". The husband glanced at the statue, didn't pay any further attention and went on his daily activity until they went to bed.
After the the wife has fallen asleep, the husband got up, went to the fridge, got some milk and cookie, went back to his bedroom and handed those to the statue :"Here, take it, I know how you feel, I was at Marcy's for three days and I didn't even get a glass of water!"
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