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spanky

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I left Montreal heading toward Quebec city, when I decided to stop at a rest area. The first stall was occupied, so I went into the second one. I was no sooner seated when I heard a voice from the next stall:

"Hi, how are you doing?"

Well, I am not the type to chat with strangers at a highway rest area, much less in a bathroom, and I really don't quite
know what possessed me, but anyway, I answered, a little embarrassed:

"Not bad."

And the stranger said:

"And, what are you up to?"

Talk about your dumb questions! I was really beginning to think this was too weird! So I said:

"Well, just like you, I'm driving east."

Then, I heard the stranger, all upset, say:

"Look, I'll call you back, there's some asshole in the next stall answering all the questions I am asking you."

:D
 

sheselectric

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good one....the reality of the situation is what makes it funny. why do people feel the need to talk on the phone while they're in a public bathroom?!?!?!
 

Hammer

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I see it all the time, people chatting away, I wonder what the person on the other end of the phone thinks



<< good one....the reality of the situation is what makes it funny. why do people feel the need to talk on the phone while they're in a public bathroom?!?!?! >>

 

XZeroII

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I can't imagine talking on the phone on the john. I think it's disrespectful, but that's a funny joke :)
 

Booster

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:D A very elegant joke, iMO.

Actually, I like talking to strangers. I rarely start first, but it does happen sometimes, you know.
 

SaltBoy

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True Story, spanky007? ;)

That joke reminds me of Tom Arnold in Austin Powers:

"WHO DOES NUMBER TWO WORK FOR?!?"
"That's right, you show that turd who's boss!" :D
 

Nitemare

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<< i dont get it. >>



What's not to get?

A guy starts talking to a guy while he is on the cell phone in the john..

A guy sits down beside him in an adjacent stall and thinks that he is talking to him....

LOL, hilarious
 

spanky

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<<

<< i dont get it. >>



What's not to get?

A guy starts talking to a guy while he is on the cell phone in the john..

A guy sits down beside him in an adjacent stall and thinks that he is talking to him....

LOL, hilarious
>>



hey dun scare the babes away! good job eakers ;)
 

NikPreviousAcct

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One day, a priest walking along the street saw a little boy across the street trying to ring the doorbell. The boy would jump and reach, but he couldn't hit it. No matter how hard he tried, the boy couldn't reach. The priest, feeling noble and helpful, crossed the street, reached out, and rang the doorbell. He smiled down on the small boy.
The boy looked up at him and said "Thanks mister... now run like hell!"

nik