Warning: Don't Shave Your Ass Hair!

[Jeff7]

Originally posted by: venkman
that might be the most disgusting thing I've ever read

Even worse than the novelization of 2girls 1 C?

Apparently, with no hair, the two pink twins can get vacuum sealed together, and the result was a frustrating fart that slid up and down between my cheeks like a lost gerbil.

Run, Lemmiwinks!

:laugh:

Originally posted by: moshquerade
Yeh, AstroManLuca has it all wrong. I am butt hairless too and the TP glides just fine.

OMG PICS

</dNor>

 

[Jeff7]

 

[JDub02]

funny.

 

[HN]

Originally posted by: dNor
Cliffs? :camera:s?

yes - ( * )

no - ( · )

 

[BrokenVisage]

Soooo old.

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: ElFenix
should probably wipe with a baby wipe anyway, that gets the last bit of nastiness off there.

good man. :thumbsup:

 

[Red Squirrel]

Originally posted by: QueBert

Originally posted by: RedSquirrel
That was a funny but yet interesting read.

Funny since I contemplated about shaving mine as it's growing right out of the hole and makes wiping a nightmare. By the time I wiped enough times to get it clean it hurts from all the wiping (about 1/3 toilet paper roll) Guess I should leave it alone. Though I wonder what a trim would do, like if you leave maybe 1/2 an inch or so.

change your diet? my poo is solid and almost no wiping is needed. I have a super hairy ass and never have to use much TP. If you got that mushy shit I dunno what to tell you.

It's hard, before it hits the hairs. At that point it gets cut up as it's going down. Physics. If you take something like a big eraser and push it through a metal grid it will cut it and come out in small pieces on the other side. I should probably trim so there is at least a small passage through.

 

[silverpig]

Originally posted by: dNor

Originally posted by: Baked
If shaving your pubs adds optical inch to your cock, what does shaving your ass hair add?

An optical inch to his date's cock

Fixed.

 

[silverpig]

Oh, and use nair. Dumbass.

 

[Eli]

Originally posted by: acid45
I saw this like 5 years ago on a site i used to read... It had a bunch of stories just like this... i can't remember what site tho...

Same here.. LOL.

 

[Eli]

Originally posted by: alchemize
Appropriate asshole treatment is not for amatuers.

You have to keep it shaved. Always wipe after pooing with either a wet wipe or if not available a wet paper towel. I also reccomend a clean cotton ball be put in each time. Bonus if you can powder it with talcum powder. Premium sweat collection device. Drop one in each morning, and before you go to bed, like a little fluffy head between two meat pillows.

Your anus will thank me later.

/slowly backs out of thread

 

[clamum]

Originally posted by: dNor

Originally posted by: Baked
If shaving your pubs adds optical inch to your cock, what does shaving your ass hair add?

An optical inch to his cock

LOL :laugh:

 

[BUTCH1]

If I tried to shave my ass I might nick a hemorrhoid, NFW...

 

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: Baked
If shaving your pubs adds optical inch to your cock, what does shaving your ass hair add?

I'd imagine another inch if they were looking back at you.

This thread is BS as most women only have a circle of pubes at the most around their anus. If they can make it through the day...so should a man.

 

[AbAbber2k]

The real lesson of this story is: Learn to wipe your ass properly.

 

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: alchemize
I also reccomend a clean cotton ball be put in each time. Bonus if you can powder it with talcum powder. Premium sweat collection device. Drop one in each morning, and before you go to bed, like a little fluffy head between two meat pillows.

WTF? You actually said meat pillows...and then putting a little head between them.

I am all for jumping head first into a nice rack, but fuck if I am going to take little head up my ass.

 

[Eli]

Originally posted by: alkemyst

Originally posted by: Baked
If shaving your pubs adds optical inch to your cock, what does shaving your ass hair add?

I'd imagine another inch if they were looking back at you.

This thread is BS as most women only have a circle of pubes at the most around their anus. If they can make it through the day...so should a man.

No hair isn't an issue.

It's the stubble and your skin not being used to it.

 

[IEC]

I'm pretty sure I read this several years ago...

 

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: Eli

Originally posted by: alkemyst

Originally posted by: Baked
If shaving your pubs adds optical inch to your cock, what does shaving your ass hair add?

I'd imagine another inch if they were looking back at you.

This thread is BS as most women only have a circle of pubes at the most around their anus. If they can make it through the day...so should a man.

No hair isn't an issue.

It's the stubble and your skin not being used to it.

so you are like Borat?

Set that thing on fire, be a man.

if it grows back try napalm.

 

[Lurknomore]

Why throw those shaven hairs away?
Collect them, rejoin the ends with contact cement, and reapply to thinning bald spots on the head- makes much more sense. We should all recycle anyways, people.

 

[eplebnista]

Originally posted by: moshquerade
I think he should've stuck with calling them dingleberries instead of tiny grogans.

Possible inspiration for the term?

Originally posted by: Spartan Niner
I'm pretty sure I read this several years ago...

It was also posted here in this thread by pkananen on 08/25/2003 @ 03:20 PM.

 

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: Lurknomore
Why throw those shaven hairs away?
Collect them, rejoin the ends with contact cement, and reapply to thinning bald spots on the head- makes much more sense. We should all recycle anyways, people.

asshat?

 

[ric0chet06]

i just roflcopteromgwtfbbq'd

 

[BW86]

rofl

 

[alchemize]

Originally posted by: alkemyst

Originally posted by: alchemize
I also reccomend a clean cotton ball be put in each time. Bonus if you can powder it with talcum powder. Premium sweat collection device. Drop one in each morning, and before you go to bed, like a little fluffy head between two meat pillows.

WTF? You actually said meat pillows...and then putting a little head between them.

I am all for jumping head first into a nice rack, but fuck if I am going to take little head up my ass.

Not up your ass, between the meat pillows. Soaks up all the sweat, and if you got a little shrapnel after a big session in the handicap stall, it will round that up for you too! Drops right out on the next blastoff.