Ward, you were a little hard on the Beaver last night...

[HonkeyDonk]

Wow, this thread has lost ALL original intent.

90% of the quotes have nothing to do w/ the thread title which leads me to believe that people here are too stupid to understand the point of this thread.

 

[Pepsei]

on the newlywed game show...

bob: where's your second favorite place to make whoppee(sp?)?
lady: er, that'd be my butt bob.

 

[HN]

Please revisit this thread in ~50 years or so for mine to qualify, thanks!

"You do not know pain, you do not know fear. You will taste man-flesh!"
- Saruman the White.

 

[SLCentral]

Originally posted by: Pepsei
on the newlywed game show...

bob: where's your second favorite place to make whoppee(sp?)?
lady: er, that'd be my butt bob.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

[batmanuel]

Princess Leia: "You came in that thing? You're braver than I though!"

 

[illusion88]

Originally posted by: dainthomas
Or the example Amused gave is the only good one out there. Well, maybe "Gay old time" too.

tm37 has a good one too!

 

[Sex Smurf]

"Sit on it, Fonzie!"

 

[eplebnista]

Originally posted by: PingSpike
I think people have missed the objective of this thread.

ICAM

 

[trmiv]

Originally posted by: Pepsei
on the newlywed game show...

bob: where's your second favorite place to make whoppee(sp?)?
lady: er, that'd be my butt bob.

Here's what was really said on that show:

Bob: Here's the last of our five-point questions. Girls, tell me where, specifically, is the weeeeeiirdest place that you personally, girls, have ever gotten the urge the make whoopee. The weirdest place. Olga?

Olga: Umm . . . (audience laughter)

[pause]

Bob: Yes, Olga?

Olga: Uh . . .

Henry: Go ahead.

Bob: Yes, Olga.

Olga: I'm trying to think. Umm . . . [Turns to husband.] Gee Henry, what did you say?

Bob: Hey, don't ask him. He can't help you out at all.

Olga: Is it in the ass? [Last three words bleeped]

Bob: No no no . . . no . . . what I'm talking about is the weirdest location, the weirdest place . . .

Olga: The weirdest location. I don't know. [Laughs]

Hank: [Laughs uproariously]

 

[slag]

Originally posted by: Perknose
Tonight show, Johnny Carson interviewing Arnold Palmer's wife:

Carson: "Do you do anything special for Arnie the night before a match?"

Wife: "Why, yes, I kiss his balls."

Sorry, no.

http://www.snopes.com/radiotv/tv/palmer.asp