Ward, you were a little hard on the Beaver last night...

[Amused]

Post 'em here...

Let me repeat myself:

Please post ONLY classic movie and TV lines that were dirty, but WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO BE.

Please don't get my thread locked by being idiots.

 

[LeiZaK]

John Madden : "He was coming right into Ben Roethlisberger's face"

 

[leftyman]

"Hey, don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love." although it doesnt really fit your requirements

 

[Amused]

Originally posted by: leftyman
"Hey, don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love." although it doesnt really fit your requirements

No, no it doesn't. Not even in the slightest.

 

[YetioDoom]

Good enough to fvck your mother!

 

[tm37]

She may not look like much but she's got it where it counts

 

[Ilmater]

Originally posted by: YetioDoom
Good enough to fvck your mother!

This isn't going well.

 

[Amused]

Originally posted by: Ilmater

Originally posted by: YetioDoom
Good enough to fvck your mother!

This isn't going well.

Well, hopefully the clarification will help.

 

[broon]

Mom look. The Beave is balling his head off, coming across the street.

 

[Amused]

Oh come on, no one has any good ones?

 

[Chadder007]

"We'll have a Gay old time!!"

 

[dxkj]

I have one!

I lost my keys walking down the sidewalk.

oh sh1T thats just a dangling participle

 

[dxkj]

Mr Burns "I remember going on a picnic with my father, it was a gay old time, i ate my share of weiners that day!"

 

[Pepsei]

the only good ones are from star wars... i'm such a nerd.

 

"Trying is the first step towards failure."

Homer simpson

 

[PingSpike]

I think people have missed the objective of this thread.

 

[dainthomas]

Or the example Amused gave is the only good one out there. Well, maybe "Gay old time" too.

 

[Amused]

Originally posted by: dainthomas
Or the example Amused gave is the only good one out there. Well, maybe "Gay old time" too.

It can't be. The 50s and 60s have to be chock full of them.

There are no classic TV/movie buffs here?

 

[Perknose]

Tonight show, Johnny Carson interviewing Arnold Palmer's wife:

Carson: "Do you do anything special for Arnie the night before a match?"

Wife: "Why, yes, I kiss his balls."

 

[akubi]

Originally posted by: Perknose
Tonight show, Johnny Carson interviewing Arnold Palmer's wife:

Carson: "Do you do anything special for Arnie the night before a match?"

Wife: "Why, yes, I kiss his balls."

HAHAH

 

[Ulfwald]

One time a talk show host was asking a lady how many kids she had, she said 10. He could not believe it. He said why do you have ten kids? "Because I love my husband" His reply: "Lady, I love my cigar, but I take it out every once in a while."

 

[Perknose]

Originally posted by: Ulfwald
One time a talk show host was asking a lady how many kids she had, she said 10. He could not believe it. He said why do you have ten kids? "Because I love my husband" His reply: "Lady, I love my cigar, but I take it out every once in a while."

It was Groucho Marx, but his comment was intentional, which doesn't hew to Amused's rules.

Hilarious, though.

 

[MX2]

?No one can resist my Schweaty balls.?

Kind of fits the requirements. I couldnt help myself

 

[Perknose]

Not strictly by the rules, but unintentional, dirty, and hilarious:

When Perdue chicken first advertised in Puerto Rico, their ad agency took his slogan, "It takes a tough man to make a tender chicken" to a whole new level.

 

[KLin]

Ralph: What I say goes.
Alice: Then you better say "Alice" because I'm going.


not dirty but still bahahhaha.