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Wanted: 1 uterus

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PrinceofWands

Lifer
So as I sit here with my fingernails painted translucent silver I can't help but think perhaps my daughter needs a sister to play with. Anyone care to rent me their female reproductive organs for some sibling hatching? Please? I'm afraid my eyelashes may be next. Anyone?
 
I so want to go places with the thread, but it's just way too easy and all the possibilities make my head spin!
 
Not to sound rude nor am I implying that your daughter is ugly - she's beautiful, but the two look very similar. I guess what they say about owners looking similar to their pets is true. Sorry..no uterus for hire here.
 
uh, wouldnt it be easier to just adopt a girl? instead of making a whole new one, plus if you made a new one thered be a 12 year age difference. by the time the second one is old enough to play with the first the first will be out of that phase? then you gotta worry about dealing with the second one when it becomes 12?
 
Originally posted by: Cdubneeddeal
Not to sound rude nor am I implying that your daughter is ugly - she's beautiful, but the two look very similar. I guess what they say about owners looking similar to their pets is true. Sorry..no uterus for hire here.
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Hahahahahah!!! That's really funny because they won a regional pet look alike contest. 😎
 
Originally posted by: randay
uh, wouldnt it be easier to just adopt a girl? instead of making a whole new one, plus if you made a new one thered be a 12 year age difference. by the time the second one is old enough to play with the first the first will be out of that phase? then you gotta worry about dealing with the second one when it becomes 12?
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There you go with the pragmatism again. Why you gotta be hatin?
 
Originally posted by: PrinceofWands
Originally posted by: Cdubneeddeal
Not to sound rude nor am I implying that your daughter is ugly - she's beautiful, but the two look very similar. I guess what they say about owners looking similar to their pets is true. Sorry..no uterus for hire here.
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Hahahahahah!!! That's really funny because they won a regional pet look alike contest. 😎
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😀

Where's the mother at? Sorry..don't mean to pry and hopefully I didn't stir up bad emotions. Your daughter seems very happy in the picture. Is she exhibiting signs of boredom?
 
Originally posted by: Cdubneeddeal
Originally posted by: PrinceofWands
Originally posted by: Cdubneeddeal
Not to sound rude nor am I implying that your daughter is ugly - she's beautiful, but the two look very similar. I guess what they say about owners looking similar to their pets is true. Sorry..no uterus for hire here.
Click to expand...

Hahahahahah!!! That's really funny because they won a regional pet look alike contest. 😎
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😀

Where's the mother at? Sorry..don't mean to pry and hopefully I didn't stir up bad emotions. Your daughter seems very happy in the picture. Is she exhibiting signs of boredom?
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We're divorced. She lives in Missouri currently.

Nah, she's fine. She was doing her own nails and I was bugging her so she inflicted this on me as punishment. 😎
 
Originally posted by: PrinceofWands
Originally posted by: Cdubneeddeal
Originally posted by: PrinceofWands
Originally posted by: Cdubneeddeal
Not to sound rude nor am I implying that your daughter is ugly - she's beautiful, but the two look very similar. I guess what they say about owners looking similar to their pets is true. Sorry..no uterus for hire here.
Click to expand...

Hahahahahah!!! That's really funny because they won a regional pet look alike contest. 😎
Click to expand...

😀

Where's the mother at? Sorry..don't mean to pry and hopefully I didn't stir up bad emotions. Your daughter seems very happy in the picture. Is she exhibiting signs of boredom?
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We're divorced. She lives in Missouri currently.

Nah, she's fine. She was doing her own nails and I was bugging her so she inflicted this on me as punishment. 😎
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Damn, that's a long ways from Longview. My older sister works in Longview, I'll have her stop by for a visit..not 😛
 
Originally posted by: Cdubneeddeal
Originally posted by: PrinceofWands
Originally posted by: Cdubneeddeal
Originally posted by: PrinceofWands
Originally posted by: Cdubneeddeal
Not to sound rude nor am I implying that your daughter is ugly - she's beautiful, but the two look very similar. I guess what they say about owners looking similar to their pets is true. Sorry..no uterus for hire here.
Click to expand...

Hahahahahah!!! That's really funny because they won a regional pet look alike contest. 😎
Click to expand...

😀

Where's the mother at? Sorry..don't mean to pry and hopefully I didn't stir up bad emotions. Your daughter seems very happy in the picture. Is she exhibiting signs of boredom?
Click to expand...

We're divorced. She lives in Missouri currently.

Nah, she's fine. She was doing her own nails and I was bugging her so she inflicted this on me as punishment. 😎
Click to expand...

Damn, that's a long ways from Longview. My older sister works in Longview, I'll have her stop by for a visit..not 😛
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Wait just a minute...that has possibilities. 😉
 
I'd rent you my wife's; alas, we are trying for a kid right now. Never thought I'd want one either...damn these women and their mind control techniques.
 
Why would my parents not fall for the "I want (insert whatever it was at the time here)" and my parents to go "Okay" and go and get it for me?

Go the adoption route, a 12 year age difference (13 when the child is born im guessing) is a major difference and can cause many more issues then "Mommy I want a brother/sister" lol
 
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