Want to rid your colon of mucous plaque?

[Conky]

No thanks, I poop too much already.

 

[chuckywang]

What about Colon Blow?

 

[Taggart]

Originally posted by: gigapet

parasite kryptonite?

:laugh:

 

[Taggart]

Originally posted by: chuckywang
What about Colon Blow?

RIP Phil Hartman

 

[chambersc]

solution:

anal sex

 

[SoftwareEng]

What's the punch line? "... Take a crap!"? 😛

 

[imported_LoKe]

They can live in me all they want. I just don't wanna see them come out.

 

[Jadow]

I ate a lot of garlic and parsley soup once (I made a lot and no one else in my house would eat it, hah!) and then pooped a worm.


Tonight, we're eating garlic and parsley soup. Then we're going down into that celler and carve ourselves a worm.

 

[Gibsons]

Originally posted by: gigapet

Originally posted by: Isla
I ate a lot of garlic and parsley soup once (I made a lot and no one else in my house would eat it, hah!) and then pooped a worm.

No lie. I stood there, looking down at it, wondering if I should call 911 or not.

A LOT of us have worms and don't know it. I don't know about this snake oil stuff... but if you eat at salad bars, you too could one day pass something that can wave back at you.

I Just puked all over my keyboard.

Any worms in your puke? 😛

 

[Slickone]

Text
A better way to remove colon plaque.

 

[bonkers325]

Originally posted by: Taggart
http://www.7dmc.com/

I saw this on tv at something like 3 AM. According to this guy 90% of Americans have parasites in their colon :shocked:

The idea that we have 'mucous plaque' in our colon is pretty sick, too.

Some people believe anything man 😉

everyone with a colon has parasites. got a poop chute? then u got buggers living in there!

 

[Itchrelief]

Originally posted by: Isla
I ate a lot of garlic and parsley soup once (I made a lot and no one else in my house would eat it, hah!) and then pooped a worm.

No lie. I stood there, looking down at it, wondering if I should call 911 or not.

A LOT of us have worms and don't know it. I don't know about this snake oil stuff... but if you eat at salad bars, you too could one day pass something that can wave back at you.

Was it wiggling in the bowl? Did it make a last ditch grab for life and attach to your anus just as 80% of its body had passed out and make you have to pinch it off?

 

[Isla]

Originally posted by: Itchrelief

Originally posted by: Isla
I ate a lot of garlic and parsley soup once (I made a lot and no one else in my house would eat it, hah!) and then pooped a worm.

No lie. I stood there, looking down at it, wondering if I should call 911 or not.

A LOT of us have worms and don't know it. I don't know about this snake oil stuff... but if you eat at salad bars, you too could one day pass something that can wave back at you.

Was it wiggling in the bowl? Did it make a last ditch grab for life and attach to your anus just as 80% of its body had passed out and make you have to pinch it off?

No, but I think it waved at me. 😛

 

[boggsie]

I have seen a few stories where wholistic health centers recommend a 7 to 14 day fast and special diet program designed to clense the colon and lower-bowel.

As I recall, one participant claimed to have passed 6lbs of 'stuff' that had been lodged in his colon and lower-intestines.

The theory goes - the colon is designed to do something particularly helpful to our bodies, but most people have one that is completely fouled up by grease, fat and other deposits. Going through a clensing process can restore lost energy, etc.

This particular site - who knows?

 

[Bryan]

Originally posted by: Slickone
Text
A better way to remove colon plaque.

Even better.

 

[Slickone]

Originally posted by: Isla

Originally posted by: Itchrelief

Originally posted by: Isla
I ate a lot of garlic and parsley soup once (I made a lot and no one else in my house would eat it, hah!) and then pooped a worm.

No lie. I stood there, looking down at it, wondering if I should call 911 or not.

A LOT of us have worms and don't know it. I don't know about this snake oil stuff... but if you eat at salad bars, you too could one day pass something that can wave back at you.

Was it wiggling in the bowl? Did it make a last ditch grab for life and attach to your anus just as 80% of its body had passed out and make you have to pinch it off?

No, but I think it waved at me. 😛

That's just nasty. Oh, how big was it? 😉

I swallow live fish to take care of any worms I might have.

 

[skace]

Originally posted by: Slickone
That's just nasty. Oh, how big was it? 😉

I swallow live fish to take care of any worms I might have.

Do you swallow live cats to take care of the fish you deffinitely have?

 

[Slickone]

Originally posted by: boggsie
I have seen a few stories where wholistic health centers recommend a 7 to 14 day fast and special diet program designed to clense the colon and lower-bowel.

As I recall, one participant claimed to have passed 6lbs of 'stuff' that had been lodged in his colon and lower-intestines.

The theory goes - the colon is designed to do something particularly helpful to our bodies, but most people have one that is completely fouled up by grease, fat and other deposits. Going through a clensing process can restore lost energy, etc.

This particular site - who knows?

Someone I work with said the same thing (lots of tar junk kept coming and coming out) after he did a colon clensing (did it himself w/ coffee enema). Supposedly you're removing a lot of stored toxins too. Seems many people on AT think it's a bunch of hogwash, and dangerous. The person I know, who's the most health knowledgeable person I know, didn't have any problems and has never mentioned any danger.

 

[Slickone]

Originally posted by: skace

Originally posted by: Slickone
That's just nasty. Oh, how big was it? 😉

I swallow live fish to take care of any worms I might have.

Do you swallow live cats to take care of the fish you deffinitely have?

Na, 'cause the fish don't hang around in there.