Want to learn a new "Knock-Knock" joke?

[TheChort]

You: Knock-Knock
Friend: Who's there?
You: Impatient cow
Friend: Impatient cow ...
You: (before he/she gets a chance to finish the sentence) MOOO!!

 

[PHiuR]

::yawn:: old

 

[Beev]

I can't tell if the thread title is supposed to be sarcasm.

 

[BlancoNino]

Wanna hear a better knock knock joke? You start it.

 

[xSkyDrAx]

MOOOO

 

[neutralizer]

6/10. Not bad.

 

[TallBill]

Not a very good typed joke.

 

[xcript]

Ban.

 

[theprodigalrebel]

I just made one up.

Knock Knock?
Who's there?
Pull my finger.
Pull my finger...(interrupt)
(pull their finger and run away)

 

[gsellis]

3/10 for me. 10/10 for any grade school kiddie I know.

-----------------
!BANG!

SHERIFF'S DEPARTMENT! ON THE FLOOR NOW!

We have a no knock warrant for your arrest.

😉

 

[Andy22]

Knock knock
Who's there?
Atch
Atch who?
BLESS YOU!

I made this up to the delight of my daughter 🙂

 

[Dumac]

So old that it can't even control it's own bowel movements anymore.

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: theprodigalrebel
I just made one up.

Knock Knock?
Who's there?
Pull my finger.
Pull my finger...(interrupt)
(pull their finger and run away)

would be funnier if you farted afterwards

 

[ForumMaster]

original? that's joke's really old.