Want to drink red sarcophagus goop?

[Exterous]

Then make sure to sign the petition!
https://www.change.org/p/let-people-drink-the-red-liquid-from-the-dark-sarcophagus

experts say that the juice is actually some kind of sewage that must have seeped into the not-so-water-tight tomb during the 2,000 or so years that the sarcophagus was buried.

Those experts clearly just want to keep the super human powers to themselves

 

[brianmanahan]

don't mind if i don't

 

[IronWing]

No one has signed?

 

[GagHalfrunt]

If people wanted to drink red sewage Pepsi Raging Raspberry would have lasted longer than 6 months.

 

[madoka]

That would be a welcome change from my normal energy drink based on drinking Hitler.

PS

Yes I know it's a fake pic gaghalfrunt. It's a joke.

 

[dank69]

Looks like it will hit 25k within the hour

 

[snoopy7548]

They should figure out what it's made of, mass-produce it, and call it SarcophaJuice.

 

[BurnItDwn]

Gravies of the Ancients?

 

[BudAshes]

Man I bet that smelled delicious when they opened it up. I've always found it funny that cracking open an old tomb is all good, but busting open a rotting grave is blasphemy.